Advice from Planned Parenthood

Whatever the social engineers at the lavishly taxpayer-subsidized abortion chain Planned Parenthood are planning, it isn’t parenthood. PJ Media’s Megan Fox reports that PP…

has teamed up with MTV on a website called It’s Your (Sex) Life, where they claim to offer comprehensive information on sex to teens. Considering Planned Parenthood’s record of giving terrible and dangerous advice to minors, I tested it out by posing as a 15-year-old girl on their “chat with an expert page,” asking if anal sex is safe.

The answer is hell no, but PP rep “Beverly” informed her that it is “perfectly OK to enjoy anal sex,” although with prodding she admitted that there is some risk that “bacteria from the anus can irritate the vagina” (the word “irritate” is pretty mild in this context) and that “there can be pain” during and after the act.

“Beverly” did not inform me of the great risk of anal tears, fissures, anal infections, anal cancer, incontinence, and anal prolapse. Why? What kind of sex educators don’t know about those things? Are these really the people we want “educating” our kids about sex? They actually tell kids to use Saran Wrap for protection while “rimming.”

Anal sex is a sacred rite to moonbats, due to its association with homosexuality. You can hardly expect the SJWs at Planned Parenthood to put the depraved act in a bad light.

Next Fox posed as 13-year-old boy looking for information on auto-erotic asphyxiation, the exceedingly dangerous sexual indulgence that killed David Carradine. A PP rep refused to say anything for or against the practice, even after she announced she planned to give it a try.

Unless what you are after is moonbattery, do not turn to Planned Parenthood.

On a tip from Jester.

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