Moonbats Send Diapers to Female Democrat Senators to Help Them Block Kavanaugh

In better times, Senate confirmation was just a formality for highly qualified nominees like Brett Kavanaugh. Nowadays, Democrats will go to absurd lengths to block any nominee not of their own choosing, in hopes of rendering our democratic republic dysfunctional whenever elections don’t go their way. Their supporters in the private sector want them to be well prepared for the struggle ahead, which evidently may entail bladder leaks for female Democrat Senators:

THINX and Icon … said they were sending female Democratic senators urine absorbent underwear to “prepare them for hearings and other potential roadblock attempts in efforts to stop Kavanaugh’s confirmation.”

They must think the hearings will be intensely exciting — or more likely, unendurably drawn-out.

Designated diaper recipients include presumed presidential hopefuls Elizabeth “Fauxcahontas” Warren and Kirsten Gillibrand.

The “Endurance Packages” include one pair of Icon “moderate absorbency underwear,” which holds between six and eight teaspoons of urine.

Maybe Fauxcahontas will ease off from her rabid squirrel demeanor if she can just let loose in her pants whenever she feels the need.

The THINX people are not trolling countermoonbats but genuine progressives. Here’s how you can tell:

THINX also publishes a feminist blog, with headlines such as, “The Great Barrier Queef: Diving Deep Into The Vagina Fart,” “How to Make DIY Tampon Earrings,” “Creating Space for Black Women to be Period-Proud,” “I Don’t Like Period Sex, Am I A Bad Feminist?” and “Period Reflections… with my Dad.”

Even if she isn’t in the Senate, they might consider sending diapers to Mad Maxine Waters. She often looks like she could use them.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

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