Beto O’Rourke Takes Hispandering to New Extreme

Robert Francis O’Rourke is running for the Senate seat of the esteemed countermoonbat Ted Cruz. He calls himself “Beto” (a Spanish nickname for Roberto), possibly in an attempt to appeal to Hispanics. Now he has taken hispandering into overdrive by joining gubernatorial candidate Lupe Valdez and congressional candidate Veronica Escobar in calling for the decriminalization of invading the USA.

If you like the current society-warping flood of illegal immigrants across the barely defended border, you will love the perpetual tsunami of needy Third Worlders that would result from O’Rourke getting his way.

Under current law, the first time someone illegally crosses the border it is a misdemeanor carrying a sentence of up to 6 months. Subsequent crossings are treated more seriously, depending on the criminal record of the undocumented Democrat in question. But if it is up to Robert, invading our country illegally would be a civil infraction, like jaywalking.

We are told that this would save the federal government billions in incarceration expenses. What might save far more would be defending the border with mine fields, but that would not advance the Democrats’ demographic displacement agenda.

Amid one of the most nauseating recitations of Black Lives Matter propaganda I’ve tried to sit through, O’Rourke proclaimed that he “can think of nothing more American” than the American-hating lowlifes infesting the National Felons League indulging in theatrical displays of hatred for our country when the national anthem is performed. Ted Cruz responds:

Robert used to play bass in Foss, one of the most godawful noise bands ever to induce a migraine. Have a listen (never mind the weird fishing stuff at the end):

O’Rourke is the one bouncing up and down in the red trendoid hat.

In addition to his crimes against music, he has been arrested for burglary and DWI.

His Senate campaign is largely financed from out of state — specifically from Hollywood. Horrifyingly, a poll has him within four points of Ted Cruz. Patriotic Texans are encouraged to turn out at the polls, to prevent the humiliation of being represented in the Senate by this moonbat.

On tips from Byron and KirklesWorth.

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