Portland Man Constructs Homosexual Partner out of Garbage
What do they put in the water in Portland that makes so many so wacky? In a story from last winter that almost slipped past, a maladjusted man builds himself a gay paramour out of discarded wine cartons:
Mike Schneider, who is an operations manager at Louis Vuitton in Portland, told Vice he “self medicated through wine” after he was dumped by a boyfriend in 2015.
“Though I’m over the breakup now,” he told Vice. “I always thought it would be sad, funny, and a little sweet to make a companion from the empty cartons left over.”
Sad, definitely. Sweet? You be the judge.
On a tip from Ken in Florida.
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