Human Composting as Metaphor for Moonbattery

Governor of Washington and single-issue envirofascist presidential candidate Jay Inslee has managed to shove his name into the news with the ideal metaphor for the effect of leftist politics on American citizens. He signed into law a bill that authorizes literally turning people into dirt on behalf of The Planet. Human composting is now a legal alternative to burial and cremation.

Troy Hottle, a fellow at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, told The Seattle Times earlier this year that the method is as “close to the natural process of decomposition [as] you’d assume a body would undergo before we had an industrialized society.”

Therein lies the appeal to enviromoonbats, who indulge in the fantasy that they can forcibly repeal the industrial revolution to minimize the impact of people.

Licensed facilities in the state will offer a “natural organic reduction.” The body is mixed with substances like wood chips into about two wheelbarrows’ worth of soil in a span of several weeks. Loved ones are allowed to keep the soil to spread, just as they might spread the ashes of someone who has been cremated — or even use it to plant vegetables or a tree.

Or they can make mud pies to hurl at conservatives, in case there are no milkshakes available.

If they don’t have any respect for the sanctity of life, what use would they have for dignity in death?

On a tip from Ryan H.

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