Fighting Knife Crime With Racist Chicken Boxes

Due to massive demographic displacement by the violent Third World, knife crime has been skyrocketing in Britain. Children are often the victims. From last year:

The number of children aged 16 and under being treated for stab wounds in England rose more than 60 per cent in five years, figures suggest, amid a “disturbing” fall in the ages of knife victims.

The biggest increase was among 15-year-olds, with the number being treated for knife wounds in 2016/17 up 85 per cent on 2011/12.

At last, the moonbats in charge have settled on a solution:

The British Home Office has hit upon a new strategy to curb knife crime, by putting anti-stabbing messages on boxes of fried chicken takeaway in several restaurant chains in England and Wales.

Chicken boxes are to provide inspirational stories of youths who have rejected knife crime in favor of glamorous careers in sports and music.

Unfortunately, this ingenious plan has hit a snag:

Prominent Labour MPs of African extraction, however, denounced the plan as racist. Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbot called it a “crude, offensive and probably expensive” campaign that demonizes her community.

According to the moonbat religion, it is blasphemous to associate blacks with fried chicken. Leftists were quick to do exactly that by assuming that the messages were put on chicken boxes to target blacks. This allowed them to whimper belligerently that it is discriminatory to notice that the vast majority of knife crime is committed by imported People of Color.

“What’s next, knife-free watermelons?” asked Tottenham MP David Lammy.

It kind of “sounds like you’re saying you think there’s a demographic overlap between knife crime and fried chicken,” tweeted one member of the British public.

Not even the most comically ineffectual public safety measures stand up to the scrutiny of the thought police.

On tips from ABC of the ANC.

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