Beware the Scary Palm Oil

For moonbats, the scariest thing about Halloween is not the tricks but the treats, because they might contain palm oil, which is offensive to the planet.

The Toronto Zoo has launched a social media campaign listing snack brands that use “certified sustainable” palm oil. Brands not listed can be assumed to be politically unclean.

Kelly Bentley, supervisor of volunteering and engagement at the Toronto Zoo, sounds off via CBC:

“We have orangutans here, we have tigers, we have rhinos — these are all affected by a lot of this destruction of the rainforest in Indonesia, and a lot of this destruction has been for palm oil plantations,” she said. In fact, Indonesian officials said more than 80 per cent of the devastating wildfires raging through its rainforests in September were intentionally set to make room for palm plantations.

Left unmentioned is why there is increased demand for the palm oil that so oppresses Gaia. Palm oil is used in inefficient biofuels, which have been imposed by government mandate in the insane belief that they will stop the climate from fluctuating.

Palm oil is both sacred and profane in the moonbat religion. This paradox is not a problem for progressives, because it does not matter whether you embrace or denounce palm oil; it only matters that whichever you do, you do it out of envirorighteousness.

Hat tip: Pirate’s Cove.

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