Democrats Warn Hydroxychloroquine May Save Your Life...

In the satirical Babylon Bee,

Democrats Warn Hydroxychloroquine May Save Your Life And Then You’d Have To Keep Living In A Reality Where Trump Is Still President

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrat leaders warned Americans today that the dangerous drug touted by Trump, hydroxychloroquine, could save your life and then force you to keep living in a reality where Trump is president.

“This drug has the very real side effect of keeping you alive, and then you’d still be alive in this horrible place where Trump is the president of the country,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. “It’s impossible to overstate just how deadly and dangerous this president’s rhetoric is as he tries to get people to take this drug and make them stay alive under his cruel, totalitarian, tyrannical reign.”

“We cannot allow this to happen — do not take hydroxychloroquine! Then you can die peacefully of COVID-19 and fade into the sweet, sweet bliss of death where you will never remember that Trump was ever president.”

At publishing time, Democrat leaders had admitted they also didn’t want people to take hydroxychloroquine because then they’re more likely to die and vote Democrat.