Double-Plus-Good-Duckspeak

But first, a brief review:

And please recall that people who can chatter proficiently in doublespeak are known as “doubleplusgood ducktalkers” because they sound literally, as Joey likes to say, more like ducks than people.

As we have all been rendered expressionless in the Age of the Coronavirus’ facemask mandate the Facecrime definition has been effectively obviated. Enter the good doctor of the State to create a new Facecrime definition, also a punishable offense: when one does not wear at least two facemasks at a time – for your own safety and that of others.

Yes, Dr. Fauci – who was famously against wearing face masks before he was for them – has now, literally, doubled down on his fandom for facemasks.

Could wearing two face masks at once during the pandemic provide more protection than just wearing one? According to White House advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci, “it likely does,” he told NBC News’ TODAY on Monday.

“So if you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on, it just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective.”

Now that Democrats are in charge we can drop the pretension that we’re using science and just rely on good old fashioned common sense. Of course in the Age of Coronavirus and Newspeak common sense doesn’t mean what you think it means, it means whatever Der State says it means and currently that is  “two (or more) masks” for everyone.

Don’t worry, as long as you remember that this has nothing to do with common sense and everything to do with the form of English developed by the State to make critical thought impossible you should be able to fly below the radar.

And that is DoublePlusGood!

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck…

It might just be the Double-Plus-Good-Duckspeaker-In-Chief.