The satirical Babylon Bee reports,
SACRAMENTO, CA—According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom was beginning to panic as California’s state of emergency was set to expire on June 15th and, along with it, Newsom’s emergency powers.
“Bossing people around with my awesome emergency powers is my only reason for living!” said an anxious Newsom, according to witnesses.
But Newsom found a loophole. While in his governor’s office, using his very last emergency power, he rubbed the written proclamation declaring a state of emergency and said, “Oh, emergency powers, grant me unlimited emergency powers!” And, like that, the state of emergency was extended indefinitely.
Read more here: https://babylonbee.com/news/gov-gavin-newsom-announces-hes-using-his-emergency-powers-to-wish-for-more-emergency-powers?utm_source=jeeng
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