Racial and Religious Profiling Needed: Don't Touch My Sweet Bippy and Stallion Ganglia

In John Charles Tyner’s airport pat-down experience, he said, “If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested.”  Now, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) may civilly prosecute him and fine him $10,000.  Does not the TSA know anything about the Fourth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States?  Tyner has the right to privacy.  The Obama administration is way out of line by requiring such intrusive searches without a legal search warrant.  If I were there, I would tell the groper, “If you touch my sweet bippy and stallion ganglia, I will have you arrested and prosecuted for assault.”  Look up these terms.  They are neither bad nor vulgar.  Now, there is a parody rap song by Michael Adams (AKA The Health Ranger) called “Don’t Touch My Junk,” which has going viral on the Internet.

The Fourth Amendment states, “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”  This airport searching of the human body is definitely an “unreasonable” search.  They are doing this searching without a search warrant.  To obtain a search warrant, there must be “probable cause.” This is another perfect example of the Obama administration overreaching and depriving citizens of basic constitutional rights.

What is so silly about this whole fiasco is that the Obama administration will give Muslim travelers every break in the world when they travel.  At least 95% of all terrorists that have been arrested and/or discovered to do harm on the United States have been Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 40.  So, why do the TSA gropers provide strict, graphic groping of white grandmothers, crippled people in wheelchairs, people wearing prostheses, U.S. senators, stewardesses, pilots, and little children and babies?  Before the government had the video removed from the Internet, I viewed the video of the TSA officer molesting/assaulting a three-year-old child who was screaming at the top of her lungs because this man would not stop feeling her over.  It was totally disgusting to watch that scene.  It was so bad that they removed it from the Internet.

The TSA should do away with those stupid body X-ray machines that are very invasive to a person’s privacy.  They should also discontinue all body groping searches.  These methods do not increase our security.  Using dogs as sniffers would be more effective.  Using trained personnel to spot unusual behavior and body language as they have in Israel airports would be more effective.  The most effective method that would work every time is both racial and religious profiling.  The best way to identify terrorists would be by these computerized methods.

A computerized database should be kept on all travelers.  In the database, information on all previous tickets purchased, the destinations went to, passport information, religion, ethnic/racial background, and other such telling information.  The computer can be programmed to connect the dots quickly, and the traveler (suspected terrorist) can be arrested and apprehended for questioning.  They would then be strip-searched and cavity searched for the body bomb and/or weapons.  Racial and religious profiling is the answer to this perplexing problem.  However, the politically correct progressives in the United States would never let this method be allowed without a major battle.  Consequently, the technologists are forced to find other methods such as X-ray machines, explosive detectors, and hand-groping searches that violate travelers’ personal privacy.

Of course, the very best method would be to use the method I saw in an email that has been going through cyberspace is where the passenger goes into this bomb-proof booth.  The booth has both explosive sensors and weapon sensors.  If either a weapon and/or explosive are sensed on the individual in the booth, an electronic signal is sent which explodes the explosive blowing up the terrorist.  This method would work well to keep terrorists from boarding any and all aircraft, particularly those terrorists who have anal bombs, breast implanted bombs, and underwear bombers.  Once you hear the muffled explosion in the bomb-proof booth, you will know for sure that you got one.

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