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Planet X Nibiru Is Near Says Astrophyscist Ronald Shimshuck (Video)

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Dr. Ronald Shimschuck, an M.I.T. graduate who is widely considered among the smartest men on the planet, is the latest credible source to not only confirm Nibiru’s existence but also warn of its potential cataclysmic effects on planet earth.

His credentials include seven years at McDonnell Douglas, after four years’ employment at Boeing and three at NASA. Dr. Shimschuck was also employed as an astronomical consultant at the Arecibo Observatory, in Puerto Rico.

Dr. Shimschuck, whose authoritative research on Nibiru (Planet X) is considered canonical by Nibiru scientists, became interested in the topic in 1985 while involved with NASA’s STS program. There, he learned of a secret executive order, signed by then president Reagan, forbidding any public discussion about Nibiru.

“Few people in the administration even knew about Nibiru,” Shimschuck told our source. “Information on Nibiru was kept compartmentalized, and at the time I hadn’t even known we [NASA] had a dedicated Nibiru research team. But rumors spread, and I became interested. At that point, I was summoned to the director’s office, where I was more or less told that Nibiru was a taboo subject. When it became clear Nibiru would have devastating results on the earth sometime in the early 21st Century, all public discussion was shut down, expeditiously.”

NASA compelled Dr. Shimschuck to sign an aggressive non-disclosure agreement; the document, called a 100/100 agreement, stated clearly the penalties for breaching it, a $100,000,000 fine and 100 years of incarceration, essentially a life sentence, in solitary confinement, without parole.

“I left the administration shortly afterward to work on other projects,” Shimschuck told us.

But he still conducted clandestine research on Nibiru, using his position as consultant at Arecibo Observatory to further his investigation.

According to Shimschuck, the United States, Russia, Japan, and China have colluded to keep sensitive information secret while spreading disinformation and allowing only easily refutable evidence to slip through the cracks. These governments, Shimschuck said, have meticulously engineered world events to distract public attention away from Nibiru.

“Wars, political tensions, and media events are all manufactured to misdirect the public,” Shimschuck said.


“They want to keep the public eye on anything, anywhere, except for where it should be focused, in space. And any credible whistle-blowers were harshly dealt with, people like Harrington.”

Robert Sutton Harrington, whose groundbreaking research many Nibiru scientists would follow, inexplicably dropped dead in 1993.  Credited as the first whistle-blower, Harrington died shortly after leading an astronomical symposium in 1993. During his lecture, Harrington implicated Bill Clinton, Borris Yeltzin, and Anwar Sadat in masterminding a plot to disperse chemicals in the atmosphere to conceal Nibiru’s existence. This process is now commonly known as Chem-Trails or Chem-Spraying. Ironically, just days after the seminar, Harrington was diagnosed with sudden onset esophageal cancer–and dropped dead four days later.

“And, of course, Harrington was the first of many mysterious deaths,” Dr. Shimschuck said.

Usually reliable sources asked Dr. Shimschuck the same question posed to all Nibiru researchers: Why can’t we see it?

“It can be seen–if you are in southern hemisphere at an altitude greater than 19,000ft. And then the astronomical conditions must be correct. And then only if you have the proper tools, like a Meade – 20 ” MAX2-ACF (f/8) Advance Coma-Free on MAX2 Robotic German Equatorial Mount w/AZ Pier, which cost $36,000 USD. Few hobbyists have such equipment.”

Besides the aforementioned conditions, Nibiru remains hidden to all but the most powerful telescopes on earth–those controlled by government-funded observatories. Nibiru is a collective term referring to the “Nibiru system,” a solar system in a 3,600 year-long elliptical orbit around Sol. The system receives natural concealment via a reflective screen of iron oxide dust that emanates seven million miles in all directions.

“If you wake up one morning and see red iron oxide dust on you car windshield, Nibiru is probably less than 12 hours away,” said Dr. Shimschuck

Another astrophysicist on video speaking of Nibiru. Could not find one of Ronald S.


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    • friends2you

      Let’s see if this gets posted this time. Stupid pop up adds and deliberate website crashes.
      Here is the deal, we have planet 9 within our solar system. Look it up for yourself. If Pluto was not demoted this new planet would be planet 10 or X in Roman numerals. Plain and simple. Since I see NASA scientist randomly and talk to them personally I will say none disagree with this new planet not coming into our system. It is a fact.
      If anyone wishes to be in a state of denial I could care less. The rest of you might want to at least prepare a little bit.

      • Anonymous

        Download Adblock Plus. I haven’t seen an ad in BIN now for months. It’s free.

        • friends2you

          Thanks mitch51 for that info. Mighty mind of you.

          • b4

            this article is total BS–my bro n law- is very famous astrophyscist–#1 expert on infra red tech–if you googled his name,its every where–headed top projects around the world–there is no planext x except the planet 9 deal and just out there like pluto…so now you can sleep tonight but there is still a good chance you will die in a car crash next week….

            • 2QIK4U

              It’s a bit hard to google his name if you don’t even put it there! :eek:

            • ItsEverywhere

              We must be related because you just described my Brother. Only problem is that he has seen the Mini Solar System heading our way and is trying to talk all of our relatives into moving out to the Family Ranch in NW Wisconsin. He shows them current pictures and videos and they STILL don’t believe him. Fools.

          • Anonymous

            Your very welcome. It’a a miracle, huh?

            • b4

              if i put his name out will you promise not to say i put it out there? promise? you will be able to e mail him just dont say you know me..or he wont invite me to those great nerdy parties where all those idiots–er,ah,brainaics all hang out at..

      • medtes

        The “nibiru believers”are without any doubt categorized somewhere in an NSA file, probably red , blue and green meaning: dangerous( influencing type, with intelligent analytic brain and serious web activity…and so on) they know each of us closely….the red type, like you probably would have spy, malware attacks all the time…I believe that those in the know would allow some leaks…to a certain degree to inform a minority to allow them a chance to save themselves…it’s everywhere, there is not a single big Hollywood movie which was released lately that doesn’nt contain nibiru info….subliminal messages are everywhere, big labels adopt the red sphere or the red winged one as a label, to signify: “we know” as akind of power…many of the international events are a distraction, seriousely, if you were the PTB, what would you do? You would act exactly the way they are acting know…and be very sad, like Merckel’s expression….

    • Ambicatus

      How can i describe my excitement? could it be this year? cause black sun dont just rock up, its all aboot the timing, the player in place, the stage set, the mindset correct, everyone and they aunt heard of it, in the news, etc etc ya hawn, now finasllys, nearly red sky ash rain, mofos fainting, its going to be wonderful, its going to remove the veil of ignorance, it will fix attitudes, clear up problems, and ease the way for the Golden Path, it is a wonderful thing, it bring change it bring more fun than you could ever imagine, unless your a hippy, cough, “gaylord” rather, the umbrella term for the ”
      sons of belial” for them, i advise , suicide, now.

    • Central Scrutinizer

      Funny how a cursory search for [ahem-ahem]“Dr. Ronald Shimschuck” {STOP THAT SNICKERING THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN!!!!!} came up pretty empty. No records to speak of, which I though was odd for one of the Erf’s supposedly smartest fellows.

      But I did stumble upon this, where the good “Dr.” is peddling a book:

      Surviving Nibiru is the authoritative guide to survive the coming crisis. Written by Dr. Eugene Ricks and Dr. Ronald Shimschuck, Surviving Nibiru separates fact from fiction, providing detailed information on the Nibiru. Available 07/15/2015 in E-book format. FREE with any donation over $5

      Wait, WHAT???? How can it be FREE if I have to “donate” $5???? That’s not how this works, That’s not how any of this works!!!!! :mrgreen:

      • Central Scrutinizer

        [From the article]: Usually reliable sources asked Dr. Shimschuck the same question posed to all Nibiru researchers: Why can’t we see it?

        “It can be seen–if you are in southern hemisphere at an altitude greater than 19,000ft. And then the astronomical conditions must be correct. And then only if you have the proper tools, like a Meade – 20 ” MAX2-ACF (f/8) Advance Coma-Free on MAX2 Robotic German Equatorial Mount w/AZ Pier, which cost $36,000 USD. Few hobbyists have such equipment.”

        HOGWASH !!!! I got my $99.95 pair of BINNERS on and there it is, plain as day! Thanks mitch51, your tremendous invention of ‘high quality BINNERS’ saved me $35,900.05, and I didn’t even need an Equatorial Mount !!!!! :mrgreen:

        • Anonymous

          The new BINNER glasses are the ONLY thing that can see Nibiru. For only $99.95, you can now buy the UPGRADED BINNERS!!! Why do you need to upgrade? Well, the upgraded version of BINNERS actually let’s you see not only Nibiru, but it’s INHABITANTS!!! They are ten feet tall, and they call themselves the NEEEFEEILUMS!!!! And, they are coming!!!

          • Mayhem

            My BINNERS™, $99:95 plus freight and tax, arrived from the jungle today…


            … and while it does look similar to the welding helmet i wear all day, that only costs twenty bucks, i can assure all-o-ya’ll that’s it’s the shiznit.

            And considering Nibiru is only visible from the south it’s doubly fortunate that my address is 38°08′19″ S, 176°14′42″ E. Now i just need for this series of early winter storm fronts to blow through and voilà.

            • Anonymous

              Please give us an update when the Red Wing Planet fills up your entire sky. Then we’ll know it’s time to throw down the BINNER glassses and run like hell!

      • Central Scrutinizer

        ^^^ Another astrophysicist on video speaking of Nibiru. Could not find one of Ronald S.

        Wonder why that is?????

        Jeez, Jeffrey, you make this too easy. :mrgreen:

        • LifeIs

          Why that is? Well, astrophysicist Rodney Marks, of the submillimeter telescope in Antarctica in 2000, was poisoned to death. There’s your first clue.

          • Central Scrutinizer

            #BlackCluesMatter !!!!!

            [Personally, I'm going with Professor Plum, with a Wrench, in the Billiard Room] :mrgreen:

        • Jeffery Pritchett

          The article is about Ronald I searched on YouTube and nothing. I found that a little odd I will admit. One thing you must understand when I post these Nibiru Planet X articles is that I do not do it because I necessarily believe it 100 percent. Mankind has destroyed half the Earth’s wildlife population. They are war mongers soaked in the blood of religion. When I post these articles its wishful thinking. Coyote smile. I do think they are some interesting developments with phantom planets and roaming and all that jazz. It is plausible that it could happen or already has but when I do not know. I can only fantasize it happens.

          • Ambicatus

            and THAT, ladies an gents, is why i think jeffery is beyond fkn cool. PERFECT attitude for the time an place, Jeffery, when sat down, will be all for my coming work, he will understand the reasons why, and he, will be SOLD. youll see. Jeff, bless you have a song bro.


            • Jeffery Pritchett

              Ricardo drop me a line at my email sometime about your work perhaps I’ll get you on my radio show as a guest [email protected] I’m on FM in many states.

            • Ambicatus

              Yes, i think that would be a lovely idea Jeffery, a radio show, yes, they must hear my voice, i think that would be greatly amusing. i will send you email, you can ask me questions, and i shall answer, best is, you know most of my story, you just, forgot, dont spill no beans here on BIN tho, only on your show can we pelt beans.

          • Bobwire

            Dont worry Jeffery, Mitch 5.1 and central Scrotumizer are nothing but disinfo TROLLS. They laugh and make fun of anyone who puts in work on Nibiru & post it but they cant post any facts to back up their claims. They are TROLLS dismiss them.

            • sim1776


              Yeah, Nibiru. Where’s your perturbations that would occur with such a massive body entering the solar system? Since Nibiru is only “visible” from the Southern Hemisphere does that mean it’s orbit is wildly outside the elliptic? The path of such a massive body would be calculable. This is all nonsense pushed by the Freemason Sitchin. They did find a 10th planet. It’s orbit is well outside the solar system. It was detected by unexplainable movement of objects in the Kuiper Belt. Pluto is a planet; it has moons and a very clear orbit.

              Ad hominem is a poor way to defend a point of view. Trolls only because they call out the BS.

            • Anonymous

              Well, how about not one telescope of a credible professional astronomer, or even a credible amateur being able to see Nibiru no matter how good their equipment is. This includes multi-million dollar telescopes down to Wal-Mart. Not one astronomer anywhere on the planet can give the coordinates to where Nibiru is located. That is a FACT. If it isn’t a fact, just let me know where to point my telescope. Mine isn’t the best but it isn’t cheap. Thanking you in advance to post this, I’d love to see Nibiru without having to use my BINNER glasses.

            • LifeIs

              sim1776 sigh. A massive body began disturbing the outer planets over a century ago.

              And the evidence of that was made to disappear by a Jet Propulsion Laboratory “computer model” just after Robert Harrington and his search for the planet were snuffed.

              And I don’t remember what year it was, and I can’t find reference to it now, but Jupiter was out of place by hundreds of miles, in the not too distant past.

              Yes, the orbit of Plant X is “wildly” outside the ecliptic (not elliptic)

              And like Jupiter, it moves the center of mass of the entire solar system, moves the Sun and all the planets.

              Where it is visible from at this point, I don’t know. It’s been directly affecting us –our magnetosphere and our thermosphere– and jostling our planet, causing waves and unusal tides on occasion– for about 8 years.

              You may have noticed that meteorites and asteroids are being pushed our way, by the charge field of Planet X.

              You may have noticed the remarkable increase in earthquakes and volcanism.

              I must chuckle at the “I have a telescope” folks, who do not realize that you can’t use the thing in the day time. And much of what flies past us cannot be seen with optical telescopes. And unless you’ve memorized a star map, you’re not going to notice a dot of light that wasn’t there the night before.

              If Planet X has developed a coma, like a comet, we won’t see that by day.

              None of this has anything to do with Sitchin. The search for Planet X began before he was born.

          • Central Scrutinizer

            The perils of Cut-and-Paste…….

            The HORRORS Jeffrey, the HORRORS……….. :mrgreen:

            • b4

              mitch and c s –you guys are too funny!

        • FraMar

          I couldn’t find Dr Ronald Shimshuck on Google, either, but drop the “Dr” and you get lots of hits. Now, that is strange because I did NOT search for ALL words inclusive. It’s as if “Dr Ronald Shimshuck” is set to deliberately return no hits (except for the article above). Wonder why that would be!

          The video included above really is wacky and totally inconsistent with numerous other articles on Nibiru.

          Also, “Central” where did you see it in the sky. Please post the location, color and magnatude relative to a star. Tnx.

          • Central Scrutinizer

            “Central” where did you see it in the sky.

            I’m not telling! Not until you buy your set of BINNERS (new and improved, of course). I opened up a franchise under mitch51, to sell BINNERS in the Deep South, so pay up, and I will release the coordinates. :mrgreen:

            • Anonymous

              That’s the way it’s done. Be gentle with the BINNERS, we don’t want any of our southern friends to panic. And when you see Nibiru up close with your BINNERS, OH MY GOD! And with all of those Neeefeelieiums you can see working and playing on Nibiru, it’s no reason the government is hiding it!

              CS, you will get filthy rich selling the new improved BINNERS! Yes, still the same price, only $99.95, supplies are limited, don’t delay!!!

    • LifeIs

      The article is straightforward and reasonable except for the part about seeing Planet X only from the southern hemisphere, or from a high altitude in the northern hemisphere. (That IS what they meant.)

      For a long time, sure. But in 2010, the first of two infrared instruments was set up on Mt. Graham, in Arizona. Not anywhere near 19,000 feet.

      • DK

        They are a complete waste of space then since the instrument needs to be above 39,000 feet to function as an astronomy telescope for the near infrared, the Troposphere absorbs and reflects IR radiation, especially with the now huge amount of air traffic pollution.

      • DK

        They are a complete waste of space then since the instrument needs to be above 39,000 feet to function as an astronomy telescope for the near infrared, the Troposphere absorbs and reflects IR radiation, especially with the now huge amount of air traffic pollution.

        • DK

          :oops: Sorry about the duplicate, I have been spam BINNED by the BIN post bot

    • Nicomister

      There is no nibiru…it is s phsyop to maintain the same BS that our system is heliocentric…sorry to desapoint you but we are in a geocentric system and nothing can come in or out due to the van alan belt…

      • Bobwire

        nicko how many of those rocks talk back to you ?

    • Anonymous

      Dr. Ronald Shimschuck, an M.I.T. graduate who is widely considered among the smartest men on the planet, must not exist. Google his name and add MIT or Astrophyscist or NASA, and nothing comes up. It is as if he never existed. Hmmm

    • Doccus

      So if he has a 100/100 agreement why isn’t he dead, broke, or in jail? Don’t get me wrong, I’m pleased that he’s not.. but why not? Until he answers that his credibility is in question.. Of course that’s assuming he even said any of this. Where’s the evidence that he did? Just sayin’….

      • LifeIs

        Doccus there are two possibilities. One, this is a “tell the truth (more or less) using a fake identity, to discredit the truth” item, a tactic we’ve seen before.

        Two, this is a “tell the truth (more or less)” item intended to desensitize the public, in advance of their finding out about Planet X.

        I just automatically ignored the 12 hour warning part of the story, thinking it was just colorful language and that nobody would take it seriously. But in case anybody does take it seriously, a large body that close to us would demolish our planet.

        • Central Scrutinizer

          Or there is the third, and most obvious option.

          It’s all a running gag, and all you Maroons fell for it.

          Right Butt Hurt Bob? Sucks to be the BUTT of such a huge joke!!!!

          A funny joke, none-the-less.

          Hey Lifels, How’s my “list” coming along.

          I think its a good list. Absent of psuedo-science mumbo-jumbo, and utterly lacking Planet X nonsense, but a good list, indeed.

          [He said Udder...... Hehe, he ha, hehe] :mrgreen:

          • Anonymous

            Comment of the Month Award right here.

          • b4

            ha ha ha haha ha ha@!

          • LifeIs

            That’s not a possibility, though, in the real world.

    • 2QIK4U

      That isn’t correct about needing a $36000 dollar camera. Im in Australia and filmed it several times with a standard sony handicam, the Trick is to use a UV FILTER. Ive also photographed it sitting in traffic with my Average Samsung 2 yr old Smtphn … Good post today Jefree

      • UK Patriot

        What was Nibiru doing sitting in traffic??

        • Mayhem

          I’m not sure he’d be quick enough to even get that, UK. I’ve had a couple of conversations with the chap and i’m almost certain everything he knows came from custard and jelly.

    • Free Speach Free Thought

      This hoax could be more believable if they did not insist that the only way you can see it (for fun), is by using a pogo stick along with a gold rimmed monocle on top of a high rocky mountain.

      • Anonymous

        I just spit up on my laptop reading this!

    • The Conspiracist

      Dr Schmuck . . .”considered among the smartest men on the planet” haha :lol:

    • Donkey

      It’s almost the end of May !

      …are we there yet ?

      • LifeIs

        Donkey i’m not sure what the end of May has to do with anything. But we ARE coming up to the end of the Mayan long count.

        Yes, a simple trick (counting Gregorian years instead of counting plain old days as the Mayans did) moved the actual date of the end of the cycle from June 3, 2016 to 2012. Why would people do such a thing, eh?

        May 13 was the 99th anniversary of the first (of six) Fatima visitations. All on the 13th of the months from May to October. If that helps.

        And the part of the prophecy that the Vatican said in 1960 would be “forever sealed” came with a time frame. (Pope John 23rd said it wasn’t for his time) And Father Malachi Martin, who read it, said in April of 1997 that a cataclysm “worse than you could imagine” is “not 20 years away.”

        Martin also said the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope was built to track an incoming object “that will be of importance.”

        You don’t have to wait for someone to ANNOUNCE an event. You can pay attention to the economy unraveling, world peace unraveling, the Establishment jumping the shark, because they know nothing matters any more.

        You can pay attention to the trillions of dollars pilfered (off the books Treasuries, black budget money) to build underground bases over the last 20 years.

        Never mind. Go back to sleep. Maybe you can sleep through the apocalypse.

        • Central Scrutinizer

          Jeez Lifels, you still pimping that Fatima dreck? Give it a rest. Your tortured math to move the DATE OF IMPENDING DOOM farther ahead in time each time the latest date comes and goes is getting quite old. And yes, I didn’t use the phrase ‘jumped the shark’, because if you go back and check the record, I have been saying that about Planet X for years now. YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME. But I won’t hold it against you.

          But please, when you do stumble upon some actual, verifiable proof, and not the hokey-pokey ‘Jupiter is off by a couple of hundred miles’, be sure and let me know. [Just wondering, how many AU' is 'a couple of hundred miles? Shockingly smaller than even the largest margin of error in an orbital trajectory? Hmmmmmmmm]. :mrgreen:

          • Anonymous

            Brother Lifels,

            I would very much like you to be able to see Nibiru. I can’t make this offer regarding the upgraded BINNER glasses but I rhink I can make arrangements to have Central Scrutinizer, the top BINNER salesman in the Deep South to mail you a set of the regular BINNERS for half price. You won’t be able to see the Neeefeeeeliumes with these but you will see Nibiru with no problem. This is a time limited offer, however.

            God Bless The Upgraded BINNER Glasses, Still Just $99.95!

          • LifeIs

            1. The Fatima information has existed since 1917. I didn’t change it. The Vatican unsealed the final part in 1960, as Lucia requested.

            2. Martin’s time frame has existed since 1997. I didn’t change it.

            3. Moving Jupiter by several hundred miles moves the Sun and all the planets. That’s how massive Jupiter is. It takes a LOT to move Jupiter.

            4. I don’t “move dates.” An estimate was given as requested, with the observation that ANY date we see in the media is going to be a false date.

            Because, as you know, there is a very active disinformation program, to prevent us from knowing the time that the cataclysm is expected.

            5. Your use of the phrase you mentioned is not apt. But if you think our leaders DON’T appear to be out of ideas, and ridiculous, and just waiting for their show to be cancelled, pay more attention to the news.

            6. The actual, verifiable proof will be denied, denied, denied, the way reality is denied every day by the government and its news media. Coming and going.

            The way ALL the actual, verifiable proof has been denied and buried. Like say the Pioneer anomaly.

            The probe was being acted upon by a force that slowed it. Did the government admit to the “gravitational” pull of an unknown object? No.

            They did two things. (1) They cooked up a BS explanation. (2) They claimed the effect is sooooo small, they just wouldn’t be able to SEE it with the OTHER space probes (Ulysses and others)

            Notice they didn’t say whether those probes were kilometers out of place, as with the Pioneers. They didn’t say. They would be able to SEE that, but they don’t address the issue.

            7. Know-it-alls are going to have a really rough time, and unquestionably soon, and it is kind of hard to feel sorry for you.

            • Central Scrutinizer

              Man….. You need a slide rule, protractor, and a Cliff Notes version of the subject matter layout to follow Lifels most recent ‘list’.

              1. Admit you are worng.

              1(a). It’s 2016, and this “thing” has been inbound since 1983 (at least).
              1(a).Subparagraph(2.0). How exactly did you measure the Pioneer and Ulysses probes – [were those anywhere near Uranus!!!! PROBES..... OHHHHHHHHH]
              1(a).Subparagraph(2.0) Section 3 – Part Deaux – Sing it with me, everybody:
              Oh,….. I’m a Know-it-All and I’m, O.K.
              I sleep all night and I work all day,

              I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
              I go to the lavatory.
              On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

              I cut down trees, I skip and jump
              I like to press wild flowers.
              I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

              I cut down trees, I wear high heels
              Suspendies and a bra.
              I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear pappa. :mrgreen:

    • Central Scrutinizer

      Hey Jeffrey,
      What is it like being outed as a complete fraud?
      Being the Giver of Most Awesome Nicknames (as well as the Keeper of the Vault of Super Secret Bonus Points), I dub thee the following BIN nickname:

      Heretofore, Jeffrey shall be known as ‘Cut-N-Paste’…… Not Kid-N-Play, but ‘Cut-N-Paste’!

      Carry On!!!! :mrgreen:

      • Jeffery Pritchett

        Central as long as we get to call you sucks pusstoots from phart boxes.. then I can live with it.

        • Central Scrutinizer

          ^^^ Well, that’s not a very good nickname!?!?!

          A good nickname should convey some element of truth, or be a witty take, or even a good pun. Like EraserHead and Butt Hurt Bob, both accurate descriptions, as Dave does have quite the bulbous noggin, and old Bobwire is constantly Butt Hurt over not getting any proper recognition. Or even Agent 7 (=John Ale; seven letters in his name, he is obsessed with numerology and the number 7). A good nickname has to fit. The top honors goes to ‘Toilet-Less Pit Master’ for the now-comments-closed Indian in the Machine. Tell me that does not fit like a smelly glove?

          Which is why I chose Cut-N-Paste for you. You have to admit, it does fit quite well, and is not tied up in the shallow vulgarities or your choice. We can all be adults here. :mrgreen:

          • Jeffery Pritchett

            I know you’ve never read the rules here because you have never hit the Upload button to read them which is a bit sad indeed. Here you go …

            1. Do not upload any news stories without permission unless they consist of content you created yourself. Many smaller sites are happy to grant their permission to post all or a portion of original stories appearing on their site — please, ask first. We will take down infringing materials per DMCA.

            I’ve never received a DMCA..

            What you fail to realize is the following that most of the articles I post are from blogs of people I know or from blogs that I help to run and maintain. Meaning most of the time moron I’m pasting my own stuff here and or friends and or from guests of my radio show.

            So you can call me your little lie nick name til the cows come home doesn’t matter to me. Everything dies and so shall we.

            • Central Scrutinizer

              On the contrary, If you had taken time to do some real research, you would have seen this:


              And I defy you to find a cut-and-past story in that lineup. That is a goldmine of pure comedic nuggets.

              Don’t be sour, Jeffrey. If I didn’t like you and the stories you post, I wouldn’t take the time to razz you and come up with a great nickname. :mrgreen:

            • Jeffery Pritchett

              I often confuse you with Commentator because you both come across as gooch faeries.

              But at least you have something here.. though your numbers could use an enema.

            • Central Scrutinizer

              I will take that ^^^ as an official apology, Cut-N-Paste. :mrgreen:

    • Awakenow2

      I wanna see niburu please… Maybe before i die… right before i die :cool:

    • Donovan

      Nivir-U or knucklehead will ever have proof of this imaginary planet! Where is the anagram guy, because knucklehead is having fun with you all? :smile: Peace!
      Shimschuck= Hi Schmucks

      • FAT AXL!!!

        Oooofff AHHHHH.

        Oh Donnie,

        You maka me poop my pantsa I laugh so hard…

        …ooohh hheeee heeee

        • b4

          yup!!!!!! you guys are funneeee

        • Ambicatus

          ja its bad eh, you must watch out for el Jeffe,. hes tricky

        • Donovan

          Somehow I can’t picture you pooping in you pants Walter, er I mean Vinnie without puking my breakfast! I hope you didn’t mistake that box of chocolate laxatives for candy! :smile: Peace!

          • GUNNY

            What are you trying to say, Donnie?

            All of us fat white guys look alike to you?

            • The Clucker

              “See what happens?! You see what happens Larry?!?!

              This is what happens when you f**k a stranger in the a*s Larry!”

            • BEEF SUPREME

              Answering Machine:

              Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team – a Walter Sobchak? – drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league’s by-laws and also article 27…

            • Cintus Supremus


              You are well and truly…

              …out of your element.

            • Donovan

              Hey Walter,
              This is like a troll reunion, lol. :lol: We have the birdbrain puckster who loves to get cornholioled! We have B.S. the Intelligent, then we have Clitus Supremus, the name says it all! We have Vinnie the tough Sisillyan Mafioso and Walter the Articulate! Supposedly BIN has a cajillion or so visits and I get the same ole`trolls! Hemorrhoids busting out again? :smile: Peace!

          • Ambicatus

            i enjoy how flippant they are! if only they knew, but they dont have a clue!

            That movie, and “eric the viking” , 2 essentials for the jokes that come later. like, wheres our “donny” , well, we dont have one cause he died. and, im sure ALL Sabbath keepers have at one time felt like Walter did that day, them lawless sure do give one uphill about it, they really hate Sabbath and those that honor it, and sometimes we get upset. Well, if, one min of being upset by the son of belial, equals one karmic unit, how many units have we built up in the last 2000 years, with emphasis on the Waldenses and HUNDREDS of millions of people the catholic church burnt alive for keeping the 4th Commandment. o the score.

            i like how Father lets stuff “build up” and then comes the utter total smoking. its that Hebrew letter “Shin” oooweee, that trident lookin one, “the symbol of prophecy, first smash flat then build up,. then sustain” the three points, there are destroyers, there are builders and there are sustainers./ and well, i only see destroyrs here, Cluko Walto Robo an unca Beef, and i mean, really its not like we even hide it, go read the movie info thing on Beef supreme, whats he i charge of in the movie eh?? and yet for YEARS i seen how they mock heem, and carry on, i remember that “cristocreep” inbred redskin that tried to offend, pah, wheres he now, we still here. Joel 2. the ONLY urgency we have EVER had, is to get Sir Clucko to just READ the Book, the rest takes care of it self, and well, here we are, mission accomplished looong ago, the rest now, is us watching an checkin, an UPLIFTING the Set APart, basically front row seats, look ive looked, this is the best site for this work. many many eyes. many. liveleak is a nest of demons, facebook sucks, and i finished there long ago, this is MUCH better, aaaaahhhhhh its going to be lovely, the cup filled, and a very very personal REVENGE

    • IntoTheWild

      Just because you can’t find evidence of Ronald Shimschuck doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist. TPTB routinely “erase” identities or at least records that lend credibility to a person if that person becomes a threat—does the name Bob Lazar ring a bell with anyone here?????

      • Youareallnuts

        Bob Lazar at least has an internet presence; but no one, and i mean no one, outside of Someone’s Bones has ever heard of Ronald Shimschuck. Literally, the only mentions of the man, on the entirety of the internet, are this article and an alleged interview with him- both of which originated with the same source. If that doesn’t raise some serious alarm bells about the validity of this source, then you’re every bit as stupid as you are crazy.

    • Geeper

      “If you wake up one morning and see red iron oxide dust on you car windshield, Nibiru is probably less than 12 hours away.”


      • Anonymous

        When your new, improved BINNERS (yes, STILL only $99.95) have a red coating of iron oxide covering the lenses, I suggest that you drop your BINNERS and run like hell! At that point, you may actually not need your BINNERS to see Nibiru. However…Cental Scrutinizer and I are in the process if inventing a new BINNER helmet. Something to protect you from falling red iron oxide and larger debris. It is in the development stage.

    • Syco

      More of this drek??? If there was a giant anything anywhere near earth orbit anyone would be able to see it. Any twit with a working eye ball and two brain cells can look up and know that it isn’t there nor ever was.

      • LifeIs

        Syco Planet X doesn’t have to be near Earth orbit to impact us, through its charge field, as it has been doing for about 8 years.

        We know it doesn’t have to get close, by putting together two pieces of information: (1) there have been axis shifts in the past. Ancient Egypt had records of four of them. (2) the chances of a rogue planet getting close to us are small.

        That’s how you know the charge field can flip our planet from a distance.

        Think fast, where is Jupiter right now, relative to you? You don’t know. Jupiter is so massive, the Sun-Jupiter barycenter is above the surface of the Sun. Jupiter moves the Sun and everything else around. And it does so as a dot of light, that looks like a star, from a distance.

        So, no, your assumptions/assertions are totally, entirely wrong.

        • Syco

          My point is these gits keep saying you can see, when that is absurd.

    • IntoTheWild

      Shimschuck is legit!!! VIDEO

      • Youareallnuts

        A video of a guy- who thinks every lens flare he sees is Nibiru- talking about THIS VERY ARTICLE- is proof that this Ronald Shimschuck is legit.

        God you’re stupid.

    • tatsmaki

      General cleaning by the Creators of Earth being under tyranny of evil plutocratic slave domination is under way:
      (1) Yellowstone supervolcano of the US 3 States scale is about to erupt after a nearby running river boiled recently.
      (2) Moreover, planet Nibiru being 5 times larger than Eath is rapidly approaching to Earth up to 14 million km.
      Those bring soon the new Earth catastrophe since dinosaurs’ extinction in ancient times.
      90% of Earthians will die. Survived 730 mill. people will construct the new Earth society, liberated from the evil and corrupt civilization of plutocratic slave domination under the barbarous capitalism by reptilian humanoids of the Lizard, following the orders by the Creators and aids by the Galaxy Federation of advanced civilization plenets.
      May 12, 2016 T. Tatsmaki (Japan)

      • Youareallnuts

        Somehow, I doubt you’re any less incoherent in your native language.

    • Central Scrutinizer

      Allow me to put this to bed. It’s been a good thread, venturing WAY beyond the original subject matter – The good “Dr.” and all, and whether he even really exists – DOUBTFUL (Hey Lifels, how many AU’s did this thread venture, in your humble scientific opinion???)

      Check back next week, same Bat Station, same Bat Channel, and I’m sure ol’ Cut-N-Paste will offer up the next set of softballs for the BIN House of Commons to chatter over.

      It’s been a good run…… CS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

    • Vril-ya

      Dr. Ronald Shimschuck is not a real person. It is made up. The original site that posted the original story is:

      and they admit it is a satire website. Contributors really need to do some fact checking before they just copy and past crap off the web.

      • Jeffery Pritchett

        I see nowhere where this site says it is satire. Let’s see it? Commenters here could use a fiber enema before they run their blowholes.


        Someonesbones is a news organization dedicated to publishing controversial stories and issues ignored by the mainstream media. Our goal is to “awaken” the public by printing information that most so-called newspapers and informational websites would not dare to print. It’s important to understand that mainstream media outlets (CNN, MSNBC, The Guardian, The Washington Post, The New York Times etc…) print sanitized information that has been censored by their handlers–namely the government, the “powers that be,” or whatever other name is convenient.

        Unfortunately, ninety-five percent of people, conservativly, accept CNN’s adulterated views as fact, and thus never embrace a larger view of the world, for a true understanding as to what’s happening across the world we populate.

        We strive to deliver compelling, timely, and relevant news. Many regard our stories as “conspiracy theories.” Some even thing our stories are funny; there is truth in humor.

        We’ve been criticized for not disclosing our sources, and for this there is good reason. We maintain a worldwide network of credible sources, many of whom risk their safety to bring to light stories not published on any other venue. Many are unpaid volunteers. We neither receiver funding through government handlers nor do we currently earn money through advertising. Someones bones is a labor of love, not profit. Therefore, we guarantee our sources the anonymity they deserve.

        • Vril-ya

          Then do what I did – search “Dr. Ronald Shimschuck” – it says he the the smartest man in the world, so he should be all over the internet right? Well, that name only shows up in relation to this story, starting around 19 days ago. Before 19 days ago, the name Dr. Ronald Shimschuck did not exist on the Internet. It is basic fact checking and Due diligence exercise. The emphasis should be on you to do this – not me or other readers. I believe in Nibiru, but nonsense stories like this just make the rest of us lose credibility. You do more harm than good with your lazy, copy and paste story submission.

          • Jeffery Pritchett

            This story has buzzed on the internet from here to Shangrila another commenter said they found the guy. So maybe if you read the other comments you’d see that. So go to all those places and file a complaint in the memo box as well. As for what you think of my stories I am following guidelines and speak to staff daily. No complaints. So go bugger a puss toot you arrogant nimrod.

            • Central Scrutinizer

              HEY Cut-N-Paste!!! WTF? I though I was your 1 and only puss toot?

              [Piece of advice. When one is stuck in a deep hole, Rule #1 is to stop digging]. And that didn’t even cost a single, solitary Super Secret Bonus Point.

              Carry On!!! :mrgreen:

            • Jeffery Pritchett


              We are legion.

              We are many.

              We run the hole.

    • DK

      The recession in the US now nears its 9th anniversary, the great depression was 10 years but in all of history no government has borrowed more than that of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    • Central Scrutinizer


      What does this have to do with anything? Know what I mean, Man? [in my best Hacker voice, A.K.A. Ronnie, from EdBassmaster] :mrgreen:

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