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I Kill Monsters for an Inter-Dimensional Government

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I think it’s kind of hard to explain exactly what I do for a living in one concise and understandable sentence, but I’ll try anyway.

My name is Jamie, and I kill various monsters, beasts, and various other paranormal beings on the request of my boss, who runs an inter dimensional city under the all-binding fist of autocracy.

If that sentence sounds like a confusing handful, it’s because it is. Hell, I hardly even understand what I’m doing and I’ve been at this job for months now.


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    • truck driver

      Skinwalker ranch goat man

    • stevekando

      How do you get paid?

      • The Ferrett

        Exactly! The very question I posed several weeks ago with the anticipated zero response. So who exactly is JP and what’s his real name and purpose for putting out this constant stream of outrageous bullshit stories, that get sillier by the day.

        Jeff has now lost ALL measure of credibility and he is now firmly in the same reject basket as Lisa Haven, The Indian in The Machine and others that have crossed the believe ability line. But hey, what does it matter to theses people? As long as we click and respond to this shit, the guy gets paid – Asshole and traitor to all . . .

        • Jeffery Pritchett

          Ferret I have to respect you to value your opinion. Go blame another race on all your problems like you always do.

          • The Ferrett

            Even that nonsensical, topically irrelevant reply to mine above proves to me where you’re at . .

    • Justin Case

      The Clintons are still walking around. You need to try harder…

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