Weimerica: Strongminded, Liberated Women Stump For Hillary

Katy Perry voted naked:

““Yup, let those babies loose,” Perry said, “’cause no one ever said … ”

Two cops entered the scene and handcuffed her. “All right, ma’am,” said one. “That’s enough of that.” Perry told him she read the constitution and knew she had the right to vote naked. “Did you read it, or did you just briefly scan it?” asked the other cop.”

Madonna offered blowjobs in exchange for votes:

“Pop star Madonna got raunchy while introducing comedian Amy Schumer at a performance in New York City Tuesday night, promising the crowd sexual favors in exchange for their support of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

Miley Cyrus is stumping for Hillary in Northern Virginia:

“Pop star Miley Cyrus will go door-to-door in Virginia this weekend to persuade voters to cast their ballots for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in November.

The 23-year-old “Wrecking Ball” singer will knock on doors at George Mason University in Northern Virginia on Saturday in a get-out-the-vote effort aimed at millennials, the Clinton campaign announced Thursday.”

What do you think Miley offering? Anal?

Why can’t we laugh at the modern, liberated, strongminded American woman? You’re offended because Donald Trump is degrading women, but you’re reading Fifty Shades of Grey? You’re apoplectic at Trump’s “sexism,” but you think Beyoncé is a fine role model for your daughters? You think Trump is a pig, but you were cool with Sarah Silverman and Lena Dunham (she does interracial on HBO’s Girls, but not all black men aren’t biting) emceeing the Democratic National Convention?

Miley Cyrus lets her fans “grab her by the pussy,” but our “sexism” is degrading women? Yeah, whatever. I could care less what the likes of the “strong and brave young women” of Pussy Riot or Slut Walk activists have to say about that subject.