A Goodbye Note

Diogenes Middle Finger

Dear President Orack, 

Soooo, people kick u out of Big House, huh? Ha Ha!

I still Supreme Leader of Magnificent Korean Empire! 

Would invite u to come to Peoples Paradise and live in splendor, but u monkey butt ugly wife would scare chilren. Ha Ha!

Rotts of Ruck Big Ears!

Kim Jong #Un!  

Dear Korean Fat Kid, 

I thank you for the offer to live in the Peoples Paradise of Korea, but you see, I’ve made out like a Korean Mountain Bandit the last eight years and I’m a very rich MoFo now. 

And if I may be so bold to make a suggestion. I hear the new American President, Mr. Trump, reallllly doesn’t like slant-eyed effeminate little Korean Fat Boys. Maybe you should drop him a line once or twice a week.

And Good Luck getting those bricks you call missiles to fly, Fatso,

Orack Obama