Like everyone - with a dollop of blood

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Igor Guberman – a writer, a poet and a superb storyteller, with an irresistible true story, one of myriad he tells so well.

One day in Berlin, my friend was asked to talk to a certain woman who insisted that she was Jewish and therefore the [Jewish] community should help her. He agreed to talk with her and, first of all, asked, naturally, why was she sure that her mother was Jewish. Because my mother always baked Matzos on Easter [sic!], the woman answered.

“And how did she bake it?” asked the friend.

“According to the law, like everyone else,” the woman answered, “she kneaded the dough, added the yeast …”

My friend straightened up in surprise, and the woman hastily continued:

- And a little blood …

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