BANANARAMA – College Edition

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Why are leftist colleges always so mad when White people associate negroes with bananas? Negroes LOVE bananas! Literally more than watermelon. I found all these pictures instantly upon searching for, “NEGROES LOVE BANANAS.”

Honestly, I don’t get the outrage. Are these leftist colleges assuming that bananas are ONLY for monkeys, and since negroes also enjoy bananas, they are therefor monkeys or something???

USA Today

WASHINGTON — George Washington University released a statement on Thursday after a student allegedly posted a racially insensitive picture on social media.

A picture posted on Snapchat shows two white Alpha Phi sorority women holding up a peeled banana with the caption “Name: ‘I’m 1/16 black.’” The photo, which was not posted by either women in the photo, quickly made the rounds on social media, prompting many to demand the university investigate the incident. 

Imani Ross, a student at George Washington University, tweeted a photo of the tweet and tagged the university. She noted that she saw the photo on the “eve of Black History Month.” 

George Washington University Provost Forrest Maltzman said in a statement that the incident was “disturbing, hurtful and not reflective of who I know we are as a community.” 

“As a university, we have emphasized our commitment to inclusion and have made clear that “You are Welcome Here.” We do this through our actions and our words. Images like the one posted on social media can make people question whether they are welcome at the university, and that is unacceptable to me,” Matlzman said. 

Matlzman noted that racist language and imagery on college campuses is widespread, and reflects the “need for an ongoing discourse about race.”

Weird, that picture doesn’t say anything about negroes being monkeys.

Does this leftist college really want, “discourse about race” though? If so, I think George Washington University Provost Forrest Maltzman should explain to his student body why he thinks White people enjoying bananas like negroes do means that negroes are monkeys.

It seems these two fine sorority sisters are simply stating that they, like the negro, also enjoy bananas. Why do these institutions of “Higher Education” keep associating negroes with monkeys? Do they mistakenly believe ONLY monkeys eat bananas?

Another college suffering from this UNSTOPPABLE BANANA MASSACRE is East Tennessee State University. Apparently, a live gorilla wandered onto campus carrying some bananas back in 2016. Once again a leftist college, this time ETSU, took offense to this, for fear their negro students would be offended by the presence of a gorilla with a banana. Sources later revealed the, “gorilla” was simply an ETSU student in a mask.

WCYB

Banana Lives Matter,

JC Hinson