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Jeff Bezos Has Unfortunately Returned From Space

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This country is deeply polarized.

I think there were lots of people on both the Left and Right though who are disappointed tonight. We were all hoping that Jeff Bezos’s penis shaped rocket would explode over earth.


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  • truther357

    Yes…it’s shame that these American’hating’ Woke billionaires had to return.. We were doing just fine without them. But, they had to return because they were giving Ex-Con, Marxist Van Jones a hundred million dollars. The left ‘stupid’ and came back ‘stupid!

    • truther357

      Here’s the ‘truth’ about ex-con, Marxist Van Jones that the Democrat Communist Party ‘left-wing’ media is hiding ..when they hired him for millions. About the same that the ‘woke’ media did for lying, foreign national, ‘high treason’ criminal …Barry Obama!

      • Anonymous

        You are right here but you probably don’t realize that the Repugs are as bad as the Democrats because you have been brainwashed. But really, both parties suck equally. There isn’t any difference between them. Just a bunch of old white guys trying to hang onto power however they can. Both parties suck bigly. :cool:

  • Anonymous

    People are always jealous and spread a bunch of bullshit about billionaires. You would think Gates was the devil. He’s bad because he’s rich. Bezos is bad because he’s rich. Trump isn’t really rich, so he isn’t bad. And we all know that wierd little turd who runs Facebook is not all here, Biden says he is killing people. Zuckerburg I think his name is. :cool:

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