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A Stoole circa 1650

The Groom of the Stool(formally styled: “Groomof the King’s Close Stool“) was the most intimate of an English monarch’s courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution.

Groom of the Stool – Wikipedia

The English Royal family have been in the news in the recent past, but not for this. Did you know that the most prestgious job at Windsor Castle is “The GroomOf The Stoole” This is the highest paying job in the Palace. Since 1495 King Henry the Vlll he deceided that he needed some assistance in cleaning his butt, perhaps he couldn’t reach, so a new postion had added. What used to be the assistant or groom or the fella that got the Kings clothes in the morning his job included a new function. Following the King no matter where he went with a box similar to the one posted above. He was armed with a fresh towel, a bowl and a pitcher of water. When you gotta go you gotta go but for the Groom of the Stool he came armed with the tools of his trade. So the King sits on his traveling toilet does his business and then the Groom of the Stool gets to work at cleaning the Kings ass till it’s clean as a whistle. So this has been goin on for 500 years. It has been said that this has carried on until the 20th century. Some say it stills continues. It is estimated that the Royal family has a worth of 300 Trillion.



The Groom of the Stool, or, as the official title was known, The Groom of the King’s Close Stool, has gone down in history as one of the grossest jobs available. As the name suggests the Groom of the Stool was responsible for attending to the King’s toileting needs. The Groom would care for the King’s toilet, known in the Tudor period as a ‘Stool’. He would be responsible for supplying water, towels and a washbowl for the King when he had finished his business. There is some debate as to whether or not the Groom of the Stool was responsible for wiping the King’s behind, with some believing he did and others thinking his duties did not extend to that extreme.
While being responsible for the King’s bodily functions may seem quite disgusting for us in today’s times when going to the bathroom is considered to be a private matter, it was very, very different in the Tudor age.

The Groom of the Stool was the highest position available in the King’s Privy Chamber. The King’s world consisted of the inner and outer chambers, the inner chamber also being known as the Privy Chamber. These chambers were a series of rooms, which included the King’s bedroom and waste closet. It was to these rooms that the King would retire to sleep, read and socialise in private.
The role first appeared under the rule of King Henry VII when he created the Privy Chamber in around 1495. At this time the role was considered to be simply attending to the King’s personal needs however under the rule of King Henry VIII, the position expanded greatly. 

The King’s Privy Chamber was attended to by a series of men, at the head of these men was the Groom of the Stool. While attending to the King’s toileting needs the Groom of the Stool was also responsible for monitoring the King’s bowel movements and to liaise with doctors to ensure that the King was in good health and not suffering from any illness. Again while this may seem disgusting, it was vital that the King remain in good health so that he could rule the country with efficiency. 

While initially the Groom of the Stool was responsible for attending to the King’s toileting needs, his duties and responsibilities expanded over time. During Henry VIII’s reign, the Groom of the Stool also became responsible for governing the men that tended the King in his Privy Chambers. He was also responsible for assisting the monarch in dressing and undressing, keeping track of the expenditures of the Privy Purse, ensuring the safety of the items within the Privy Chamber such as the King’s jewel and plate, and dictating who was and was not allowed to have access to the King in his personal chambers. The Groom of the Stool also took on the position of the King’s private secretary. Sir Anthony Denny, the King’s last Groom of the Stool, was also given the great responsibility of caring for the King’s dry stamp. This stamp was used to sign the King’s name to documents. 

The Groom of the Stool naturally was granted lodgings wherever the King chose to reside and he was also given the King’s old clothes and furnishings. Again, while second-hand clothing might not seem that prestigious of a gift, keep in mind that the King’s clothing was always made of the finest materials, silks and furs. They were extremely expensive and would have been lavish items for the Groom of the Stool to own. 

While the Groom of the Stool held no political influence, and he did not sit in on Privy Council meetings, he was still an extremely important and influential man. The role was highly sought after because of the proximity to the King. The Groom of the Stool was often about the King’s person and thus able to speak privately and intimately with the King. People would often petition the Groom of the Stool to pass on their matters to the King or perhaps to seek employment for members of their family. The Groom of the Stool could speak favourably or unfavourably of a person to the King during private situations and so it was vital to be on good terms with the Groom of the Stool. 

Under the rule of Elizabeth I naturally it was not at all considered proper that a male should attend the Queen in her most private business. Therefore instead of the term Groom of the Stool, a Lady of the Bedchamber was appointed. Again she would attend to the Queen’s toileting needs as well as dressing and undressing and being responsible for the other ladies of the Queen’s Privy Chamber.
The last person to hold the title of Groom of the Stool was James Hamilton, 2nd Duke of Abercorn, who served Edward, Prince of Wales, the future Edward VII. However when Edward came to the throne, he abolished the position. 

Men who served as Groom of the Stool under Henry VIII:

  • Sir William Compton – He tragically died of sweating sickness in 1528.
  • Sir Henry Norris – He was arrested in May 1536 for alleged crimes with Anne Boleyn and executed on Tower Hill.
  • Sir Thomas Heneage – He served in this position from 1536 to 1546.
  • Sir Anthony Denny – He became a close confidant of Henry VIII and was responsible for telling the King that he was dying on 27th January 1547.

It is said that this position was done away in the 20th Century. Could you imagine cleaning the  98 year old but of the child rapist , satinic, blood drinking Queen, The sooner she is picked up on the warrent from the Hague the World will be a safer place.

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