Why I’m Voting for Biden. (Parody)

Why I’m Voting for Biden (Parody)

For too long men of intelligence , wit and stature have held the bridles of power throughout the world. Men determined to make a difference…. 

We need to make a stand in Lilliput and say away, away with all that.

We need to have the little people represented; people of small minds, small spirits, small hearts, small ambitions, small accomplishments and small agendas.
We need Lilliput!
What great (oops!small) insight Gulliver had to discover the land of little people way before his time. A genius (oops! Lilliputian) Of immense(oops! tiny ideas, projects and plans)

Well done sir. You do us all a great disservice, showing us the way. And now with Lilliputian Biden who has been bidin’ his time for so long achieving nothing for fear it would diminish his great work as  President we know will do a great (that’s tiny) thing as President because no one could be so bad as to not achieve anything after 80 years of eating sleeping and defaecating.This must be your finest hour.

Lilliput awaits you sir, with open arms, open legs, open wallets and open minds, so open, the latter, that the pigeons have flown the coup.
God bless you sir. God bless this non existent realm, called Lilliput.