This will be Biden’s Biggest Challenge Yet.

This will be Biden’s biggest challenge yet. To debate or not to debate. To understand the questions or not to understand the questions. To find the stage or not to find the stage. To mount the stage unaided or not to mount the stage unaided. To string 3 words together in intelligible sequence or not to string 3 words together in intelligible sequence. To realise where he is or not to realise where he is. To accept a drug test or not to accept a drug test.And lastly, although this should probably have been first; to leave his basement or not to leave his basement.

Its OK though as the press and the media will declare him the winner by a huge margin and castigate Trump for even daring to debate. The concession to some Trump support in certain backward red neck states will be stated as inevitable given that these people should have been aborted anyway and this will be blamed on their parents being Christian, or liking having kids or simply ignoring the right and true path that is Democrat-acy, ie being a demented coward, which is the new norm, the path of true enlightenment.

After he is carried off stage he will be given a shot of truth serum to normalise him somewhat so that he can remember his name and why he is there.

This will be touted as proof positive that he clearly was Ttumps superior and that his incoherent ramblings were simply over everyone else’s head, this commentary having already been disseminated to all the talking heads throughout the country beforehand which they will read verbatim.

Also they will scream out a just in breaking news that Trump did 911 in a blind rage because the towers were bigger than his.