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EXT – HOTEL – EVENING
(Yorky and Jeff are sitting outside on a bench after the bar has closed. They are eating hamburgers and drinking beer.)
(A broken down ute rounds the corner on 2 wheels and comes to an abrupt halt right in front of Yorky and Jeff. On the back of the use was a metal crate with half-a-dozen yobos, waving shot guns around.)
FAT YOBO
G’day
(A face full of stubble. A double-barrel shotgun in one hand and in his other hand is a tinnie, He’s wearing an old singlet and a pair of stubbies. His gut, which is covered in hair, sticks out  like dogs’ balls)
JEFF
G’day. How are ya? 
FAT YOBO
Pretty good.
JEFF
What’s the spotlight and double barrels for? Ya goin’ pig shootin’?
FAT YOBO
We’re huntin’ bungs tonight! We’re chasin’ a couple of coons in an old Holden. Did they drive past ya?
JEFF
Nah mate. We’ve been sat here for the past half-hour. We haven’t seen any abbos’  in a Holden.
FAT YOBO
Where ya blokes from? What are ya doin’ in our town? 
YORKY
We’re shearers from New South. 
FAT YOBO
No worries then mate. We don’t mind shearers, long as ya not coon lovers.
JEFF
Not us. We’re  just mindin’ our own business, eatin’ a burger and havin’ a quiet beer.
FAT YOBO
No worries then Sport. Do us a favor and let us know if they drive down this street. We’ll be back around here in an hour or so. 
JEFF
Ya fair dinkum about shootin’ ‘em?
FAT YOBO
Fuckin’ oath mate. There’s too many of the black bastards around Charleyville for  my likin’ and besides, this town belongs to us white fellas’ not those fuckin’ bungs!  See ya around.
(Truck drives up street shining the 12 Volt spotlight up and down)
YORKY
Fuck me dead! Ya think they’re fair dinkum Jeff?
JEFF
Fuckin’ oath mate, let’s head off before the inbred bastards come back. I don’t wanna’ get on the wrong side of these retards!

This is an introduction to the Mercurial World of Guru Om. He will fascinate your mind and bring you to understandings that you may have never even imagined.


Source: http://themercurialworld.blogspot.com/2021/01/yabos.html



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