Mike Stone-- Clown World Entices Suckers to Get Jabbed
Saturday, May 29, 2021 13:33
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“California’s newest millionaire will be announced on June 15, just when the state plans to reopen. Funny how it’s all happening at the exact same time that the governor is facing a recall election.”
“Of course, this all has the possibility of breeding resentment. How would you feel if you took your jab in exchange for a free donut while your neighbor got a lap dance for his?”
by Mike Stone
(henrymakow.com)
Hot on the heels of Ohio’s first million dollar vaxpot, California has announced that it too will join in the fun with their very own $1.5 million vaccine incentive lottery.
Just think what you could do with $1.5 million! After all, someone has to win, so why not you? Just roll up your sleeve and Yippee!
California’s newest millionaire will be announced on June 15, just when the state plans to reopen. Funny how it’s all happening at the exact same time that the governor is facing a recall election. Wait, what? Get those dirty conspiracy theories out of your mind! It’s all a coincidence.
Gee, I wonder if a homeless person will win. California leads the nation in homeless people. You’d think they’d all be down for this, right? I mean, homeless people aren’t exactly strangers to needles (Heh Heh).
What’s one more jab going to hurt. Dude, you just hit the vaxpot!
Look at this guy giving the shot. He certainly looks like he knows a thing or two about health, doesn’t he?
I’m curious how this will improve the state’s vaccination numbers. It certainly worked in Ohio. They improved vaccination rates by 45%. Gotta hand it to whoever came up with the idea. What are donuts and beer compared to a million dollar lottery?
In addition to the big cash prize, a kid in Ohio won a full-ride college scholarship. Check him out below. What’s a little needle in the arm compared to college?
Other states are expected to follow Ohio and California’s lead. Soon there will be paid trips to Las Vegas, paid trips to Hawaii. Have you ever wanted to go to Hawaii? Just think, you step off the plane, some hot-looking Hawaiian gal throws one of those flower things over your head and kisses your cheek, and then ping! The needle goes right in your arm.
Forget Clown World, we’re now living in Freebie World. Everything is free, as long as you take the jab.
Not to be outdone, Hustler is offering lap dances from a vaccinated “entertainer” to anyone who gets jabbed at their club. I imagine that will be hard for the average incel to turn down.
So it’s still unlawful in some places for people to hug their grandchildren, and the poor folks who passed in the nursing homes were denied contact from their relatives, but lap dances are not only okay, they’re encouraged.
Now that I think about it, sex is probably the easiest way for our medical establishment to increase their jab numbers. People have been locked down for so long, they’ll do anything for a little human contact.
The smart folks are waiting for the celebrity deals. They want a day hanging out with Beyonce and Jay-Z in exchange for their jab. How about lunch with Warren Buffett, or a spirit cooking dinner with Hillary and Huma? The possibilities are endless.
Of course, this all has the possibility of breeding resentment. How would you feel if you took your jab in exchange for a free donut while your neighbor got a lap dance for his? Or if all you got was a glass of stale beer while the kid across the street got a free ride to Harvard?
Gonna have to think long and hard about this one. After all, I’m not a cheap date.
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Mike Stone is the author of Based, a young adult novel about race, dating and growing up in America, and A New America, the first novel of the Alt-Right, a dark comedy set on Election Day 2016 in Los Angeles – - Available on Amazon.
Source: https://henrymakow.com/2021/05/stone-clown-world-entices-suckers.html
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There is something creepy about trying to get EVERYONE jabbed with this experimental vaccine. I put it to just thinning the herd. STEWPID people WILL DIE.
Jest get over it. Let nature take its course.
I hear all these supposed “Truthers” repeating the mantra – IT’S A REAL VIRUS, IT’S A REAL VIRUS and I suppose we are suppose to accept what anyone says at face value with no critical thinking. But if you stop for a second to use the brain in your head, the mantra repeating “Truthers” are just as full of sheit as the “Mainstream Media”.
First of all the guy that invented the PCR test said it was never intended to find diseases:
“[Dr Mullis] said that this PCR test was not made to detect any type of infectious disease. It’s designed to pick up a signature of DNA and RNA of the person being tested.”
https://fullfact.org/online/pcr-test-mullis/
So how do you test positive for COVID when the test for COVID doesn’t find COVID? Quick Answer – YOU CAN’T !
The test for COVID is utter bullsheit, yet all the scared lemmings keep running off the cliff to keep getting tested for a result that doesn’t exist !!!
The PCR test is a DNA test, plain pure and simple ! The only real way to get COVID is from a vaccine or whatever insane man made way to spread it (i.e. – canisters in subway stations, spiked proteins from already vaccinated COVIDiots, etc..).
The satanists want to collect data from all the lemmings they want to exterminate for their own research; Maybe to gage the genes of the incurable imbeciles they want to breed out of existence – a people too stupid and dangerous to let live.
Secondly, naturally occurring REAL VIRUSES(lunar capsule like…
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Please do a Story on this.
https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/healthcare-it/resources/enzolytics-whitepaper.html
Secondly, naturally occurring REAL VIRUSES(lunar capsule like appearing & carrying sugar) are beneficial parts of our immune system that CANNOT just jump out of our bodies. When cells are damaged they go into a state of hibernation (glycolysis) and the REAL viruses, indigenous to our bodies only, send out electric energy to the sleepy damaged cells in the form of sugar to sustain the cells. REAL VIRUSES ARE GREAT !!! I LOVE REAL VIRUSES!!! As for the man made COVID Franken-Nazi-bioweapon Vaccine (that’s not really a vaccine), that’s another story. You have to be stupid enough to let someone stick you with a needle laced with COVID-19 to get the actual (Certificate Of Vaccination I.D. – Artificial Intelligence) that will forever change your DNA, then Satan will own the patent on YOU. Our bodies were designed to help themselves, not hurt themselves as moronic brainwashed doctors are led to believe.
Thirdly, naturally occurring BACTERIA and FUNGUS are contagious because the are ALIVE. You can catch bacteria and fungus but you CANNOT catch a real Virus because they are not alive. Mainstream science has gaslighted the world by using misleading terms like contagious “COLD-VIRUS”. A more accurate term would be contagious “COLD-BACTERIA or FUNGUS”.
Vaccines contain cells from monkey kidneys! The monkey kidney cells that are being stressed out in petri dishes after being radiated, exude a solvent waste which the mad scientists misnamed as “viruses”. The…
Thirdly, naturally occurring BACTERIA and FUNGUS are contagious because the are ALIVE. You can catch bacteria and fungus but you CANNOT catch a real Virus because they are not alive. Mainstream science has gaslighted the world by using misleading terms like contagious “COLD-VIRUS”. A more accurate term would be contagious “COLD-BACTERIA or FUNGUS”.
Vaccines contain cells from monkey kidneys! The monkey kidney cells that are being stressed out in petri dishes after being radiated, exude a solvent waste which the mad scientists misnamed as “viruses”. The solvent waste from the damaged cells didn’t look deadly enough so the mad scientists added stomach enzymes to give a soccer ball like spiked appearance. The COVID soccer ball virus is a man made misrepresentation.
(Dr. Andrew Kaufman)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/wsjSuqCj3Bo/
(Tom Barnett)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/sEWDBJeETWjg/
Monkey kidneys laced with man made misnamed “viruses”(which are really solvent waste from damaged cells), just don’t just fly in from out of the air and infect you, you have to be stupid enough to roll up your sleeve and take the shot!
YOU CAN CATCH COLDS BECAUSE COLDS ARE ALIVE (i.e – bacteria, fungi).
YOU CANNOT CATCH A VIRUS BECAUSE WHAT THEY MISNAMED AS VIRUSES ARE REALLY DEAD EXCRETION OF THE DETOXIFYING CELL. (period).
The satanists have Laser Fever, Anthrax and many other deadly bioweapons at their disposal; For their own amusement they chose to shut down the world over the common cold instead! Very funny, minions of satan!
Hey Mike Stone, better move to Texas, Florida or South Dakota, the only 3 states left in the Union.