Site selected for Obama Presidential library.

Where else but the center of “progressive” model reform.

It was announced days ago that a site for the Obama Presidential library was being sought. Since then, speculation abounded.

Lamestream media completely blocked out the fight between Hawaii and Kenya. “Yea, he was—like—born in Kenya, dude,” Governor Ambercrombie was quoted by an unreliable source. “But, like, we got him that birth certificate thingy.”
Chicago is, of course, making hot bids for the rights to the pending mausoleum.

“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste,” Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel said. “And this presidency has been about as much of a crisis for the United States as one could imagine.”

When Fox Detroit reported the story on the first of February, they could hardly have been accused of as prohetic.

Yet reliable sources said today that they selected a site that reflects not only the policies of this administration, but a model of “progressivism.” Thus they selected the “Model City” of Detroit as the site for the honor.

It seems, however, that the offered donation of leg a from Chris Matthews of MSNBC was rejected.