Hold My Beer and Watch This!

Hold my beer and watch this! Every once in a while I get really riled up. First off, I gotta tell you, I don’t like the Middle East. I know, I know, I’m a bigot and a racist . . . DEAL with it! Saudi Arabia has been drunk on oil since forEVER, which, as a Texan is especially repugnant to me. Barrels of oil, not beer. Muslims don’t drink. . . in public. They gotta slip off to Dubai to do that. Allah can’t seem ‘em there. Anyway, I grew up driving through East Texas watching the oil derricks NOT pump oil or beer. They must have fixed the motors since January, 2017 because suddenly they’re going up and down again, but that’s none of my business.

History lesson: What started WWI? The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary. Now, without fear of contradiction I can tell you right now that eighty year old Emma and her twin sister Gertrude in Lampasas, Texas didn’t give two shyts about the Archduke or his whole freaking family. But, apparently Europe DID. Oh, FYI, there’s another Middle Eastern area that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden spoon, in my opinion, but that’s for another article. Back to the Middle East, and more specifically, Saudi Arabia.

Every time I think about Saudi Arabia I remember a video I watched where a woman, appropriately attired in that sack cloth they have to wear, got her head cleaved off by this fat bastard dressed in HIS Sunday sheets. Events like that didn’t bother Obama at all as he bowed and groveled before the “King.” It certainly didn’t bother Hillary as she was too busy filling up city parks with bodies, and Bill . . .well, let’s just say he was busy with bodies of his own, shall we?

So, back to business. Ever hear of the straw that broke the camel’s back? Camel, I like that. Appropriate! Well, just like the Archduke we have stumbled upon just such a straw. Let’s just admit right up front that President Trump has issues with the press. That having been said I can’t find one incident where he cut off fingers, beat any reporters to death, and then carved up the body. Well, Saudi Arabia DID just that. AND, in perfect form, his Excellency, the Monkeysama, declared, “I wasn’t wid dem brothas!” Thus said the King of the Quickie Marts.

So now we are on the brink of WWIII. Over what! Do you know how long it would take to put Saudi Arabia out of business. Ten, maybe fifteen minutes? The Ronald Reagan could do it on a half a tank of gas. We already know they can’t fly and land an airplane, I mean, look at 9/11. Oh, my bad. You thought them was Mormons flying them there airplanes, didn’t you? Nope! Saudis under the direction of Saudi Arabia’s favorite son. Osama Bin (gone) Laden!

If we back off now we will just empower this negro-rich rouge government that much more. We GOT the oil. We don’t need theirs. We also have a whole bunch of pissed off Jews, and as a matter of fact, SAUDIS who’d just love to give the “Royal” family a taste of their own dates.

They killed three thousand Americans in 2001, and it didn’t stop one drop of oil. While the towers were still smoldering the tankers were steaming straight through the Straight of Hormuz, with the protection of the US Navy, heading for Baytown, Texas to further undermine the economy of the United States and reinforce our dependence on Saudi oil! Always nice to know what you’re worth. A gallon of gas! Three thousand gallons to be exact! With all of this it seems impossible to think the death of one reporter will change our course, but just keep thinking about that archduke. In my humble opinion the world is about to say, “Hold my beer, and watch THIS!”

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