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Girlfriend Keeps Referring To Herself As ‘Wife-Elect’ Despite No Official Word From Boyfriend

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DALLAS, TX—Sources close to Winston Davis say he is “totally screwed” as his girlfriend Wendy Fitzpatrick keeps referring to herself as “Wife-Elect” at any and every public gathering with close family and friends. This awkward situation is happening to Winston despite no clear moment in time in which it ever entered his mind that Wendy was “the one” or that he was even getting close to asking her the question to make such an interim title even remotely appropriate.

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Source: http://freedombunker.com/2020/11/11/girlfriend-keeps-referring-to-herself-as-wife-elect-despite-no-official-word-from-boyfriend/



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  • nikita

    That was actually quite funny :wink:

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