TOLEDO, OH—According to reports, a group of poor, pitiable, destitute street urchins arrived at Christ Midwestern Church Sunday morning, looking desperate, dirty, hungry, and poorly groomed. Everyone at the church felt compassionate for this poor group of orphans, clearly neglected, as they had obviously dressed themselves with whatever they could find in a garbage dumpster this morning. They were immediately rushed into the building and offered food, shelter, clean clothes, and free haircuts. “The poor dears,” said church secretary Ethel Rutherford. “Times are hard for a lot of families these days, not least if you’re homeless, living on the streets, and living in Toledo.”
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