How Hillary could have won

The NYT International Weekly had a front page story yesterday about how Ellen Johnson Sirleaf became the President of Liberia. Liberia is an impoverished African nation of some four million, where 80% of the population lives in poverty, and the rest, including many members of Johnson Sirleaf’s extended family, work for the government.

Here’s writer Helene Johnson;  Now, as American women grapple with the whys of Hillary Clinton’s loss in November’s election, the story of how Liberia’s upended centuries of male rule is newly relevant.

That in itself is a dubious proposition. Did Margaret Thatcher’s stint as PM of the UK upend centuries of male rule there?

Like most African heads of state, Johnson Sirleaf is a member of the elite Bintu tribe. Collectively they’ve been to the elite universities of the West and spent quality time networking their careers forward through the corridors of the most prestigious Western financial institutions. In Sirleaf’s case, she’s been to Harvard, Citibank and the World Bank. It’s a pedigree that opens doors among the Western elites.

Coupled with the fact the US government-funded National Endowment for Democracy has been meddling in Liberia’s politics since the 1980′s, and you’d think her election victory would have been a slam dunk.

But it wasn’t. It took all that plus dirty tricks galore;

…the women had their own tricks. “You want beer? Just give me your voter ID card and I will buy you beer.” A group of women stationed at a bar near a major intersection lured young men in a time honored fashion.

Hmm… what do you suppose that means? Maybe the Clinton campaign was on the right track when they had Madonna offering free blowjobs, but even there they messed up. Madonna is almost sixty years old. If the Dems had had the foresight to offer blowjobs by Katy Perry AND free beer, Hillary would be in the White House today!