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Irresistible clickbait: LA's homeless pooping in streets...

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That gem is on view at Fox News as I write these words.

Alas, once you click on it, the homeless are no longer “pooping,” they are “defecating.” 
It’s the old bait ‘n switch; promise a poop but deliver mere defecation. I’m not sure I’d have clicked on that. “Poop” is so much more poetic. Puppies poop. Babies poop. It’s a rather benign thing, pooping is.
Defecation seems much more clinical. Serious. Almost scholarly.
The truth of the matter is that LA’s army of sidewalk dwellers don’t poop and they don’t defecate.
They take a shit. Fifty thousand of them take a shit in the street once or twice a day. More if you’ve got digestion issues, which I imagine you’d have often enough when you’re eating out of dumpsters.
On the face of it you might be taken aback by this story. Isn’t LA one of the great cities of America? And isn’t America itself “the city on a hill?” The richest country in the world? The exceptional nation? The most advanced society in the history of history?..
And people shit in the street?
Get over yourself! Coping with this phenomenon requires a global perspective. Think Mumbai, Lagos, Nairobi… all great cities where people shit in the street! LA is joining the ranks of the great international cities!
Having the homeless shit in the streets is a sign of America’s rise to true world-class status!


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