Storm the embassy!

This Khashoggi stuff is just over the top, isn’t it?

We should just storm the Saudi embassy to express our displeasure!

As an aside, I can’t figure out why that name is now pronounced with a soft “g” by all the news readers. Maybe it’s because the powers that be behind the scenes would prefer we not confuse him with his hard “g” cousin Adnan.

This crisis foregrounds the pivotal role media plays in letting us know who we need to be pissed off at.

Obviously, we need to storm the Saudi embassy.

But those towellers aren’t the only ones sticking a finger in the eye of our virtuous institutions here in the Nations of Virtue.

Putin.

Need I say more?

Of course not. Everybody knows it’s Putin and his industrial-scale troll farms that subverted America’s democratic process and got Trump into the White House!

Let’s storm the Russian Embassy!

And while we’re storming embassies, let’s not forget Israel.

Those IDF snipers honing their skills by kneecapping Gaza children from two thousand metres away surely deserve the wrath of our political correctitude…

STORM THE ISRAELI EMBASSY!!!

Looks like us progressives have a lot of storming to do…

Or you could just spark up a fattie and put this on.