Israeli police press for corruption charges against... OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE HEZBOLLAH ATTACK TUNNELS!!!
The greatest leader since Moses has done it again! Within hours of the revelation that police want Netanyahu charged with corruption, bribery, and fraud in relation to “Case 4000″ (the other 3,999 corruption cases being held in abeyance for the moment), the IDF miraculously discovers a network of Hezbollah attack tunnels snaking under the northern border!
What are the odds?!
We know the drill, don’t we?
Israel faces multiple existential threats.
Israel needs a seasoned strong-man at the top in these dangerous times. Not some untested youngster. Not some Russian nutter who makes Washington nervous…
No, a seasoned veteran who has triumphed over the foe again and again and again, not to mention he speaks proper American English and doesn’t frighten people when he’s on Fox and CNN.
Only one man has that CV… the Greatest Leader since Moses!