4-d Chess and Chocolate Cake

Watta week of intricate political intrigue. How can you not be impressed by the magnitude of obtuse political signals emanating from the greatest military power on Earth? After all, we just came out of the “most transparent” administration in our history. Now we have the purveyors of the “best chocolate cake” and “4 D Chess playing”. I don’t know about any of you, but I stand in awe of the multitude of signals coming out of DC.

In fact, if I am a tinhorn political dictator with a few nukes in my pocket, then I am quaking in my boots. I don’t know if I’m going to have a “Rod of God” put down my pie hole or a “Mother of all Bombs” dropped on my pointed head. Well hell…..maybe I should give up my nuclear weapons to the Don. Wait….that didn’t work out too well for Kadafi. They got him to play ball and drop his chemical weapons and then sodomized him with a sword for a painful hemorrhoidectomy.  From my point of view, it seems that backing a paranoid dictator into a corner is a dangerous chess game. Especially with a Westernized city throwing distance from his conventional artillery, not to mention his nuclear weapons.

I particularly like flexing our Naval power off the North Korean and Syrian coasts. Maybe they could paint large bullseyes on their sides and pretend they are floating targets.  We could use these anachronisms for a distraction to see what kind of surface to surface missile systems they have. A missile strike on one of our carriers could really galvanize the public’s patriotic juices and send CNN ratings through the roof. The Don’s ratings will soar with the beat of war drums. With the left already endorsing war, and the establishment historically on board with any foreign killing field, the Don can’t lose. 

Can you imagine the press conferences. You’ll have three rows of Four star generals standing with the Don. All of them adorned in in beeeutiful blue suits adorned with gold and metals and ribbons. Maybe we’ll have great chocolate cake for the press for a new battle precedent. Like the great battle journalist Brian Williams said last week…..this is just beeeutiful. 

As many of the people smarter than I are saying on the right and alt right…… this is all 4D chess and you need to wait and watch just how this all plays out before you judge the Don. Okay…. I’ll wait. I’ll wait just like I did 8 years ago when I saw the most transparent administration in history start their trek into history in a very similar fashion. I kept waiting for the banker arrests. I kept waiting for the drones to stop bombing and for the troops to come home. I suppose I just don’t understand how 4D chess works. gl you’re gonna need a lot of it.