Call for Transsexual James Bond

Finally, we have a solution to a dilemma that has agonized the entertainment community. Should the next James Bond be a female or a Person of Politically Preferred Pigmentation? The answer: he ought to be a transsexual.

Actor Dominic West has earned PC brownie points by declaring that the next 007 should be Hannah Graf, who serves in the British army as a woman despite being a man.

Barks West:

“She’s a beautiful girl who could be Bond. They should have a transgender Bond because there are a lot of transgender people in the army. That’s actually a brilliant idea.”

Maybe the next M can be her transgender husband, a woman calling herself Jake Graf, who even has acting experience in addition to being a freakazoid. No wait, M is James Bond’s boss; having a make-believe woman report to a make-believe man might perpetuate the patriarchy.

Whether the next James Bond is a female, a PPPP, a transsexual, an Eskimo dwarf, or any other obviously inappropriate choice dictated by social engineers, you can stick a fork in the franchise. Political correctness will have finished it. Progressives can celebrate another corner of our culture lost.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

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