Leftists Remember King By Forgetting Him [Satire]

Via Billy

Yesterday was Martin Luther King Day, and left-wing politicians and commentators fanned out around the nation to pay homage to the civil rights leader by promising to violate all his most deeply held beliefs.

In a speech to the National Association of Hate-Filled Scum for a Better Tomorrow, CNN’s Don Lemon told the bloodthirsty crowd, “Martin Luther King had a dream that his children would live in a nation where they would be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character, and we must honor Dr. King’s memory by making sure that nation is not the United States of America. Here in America we want to end the demonization of black people by learning to demonize white people so that we can bring racism to an end by continuing it forever. Only then will Dr. King’s dream come true by remaining false so that America can rise above the hatred of the past by sinking into the hatred of the future.”