New 007 Is Black Woman

Cultural Marxism (aka political correctness) is a wrecking ball. Its sole purpose is to destroy a culture that has been slated for demolition — namely ours. Latest to be reduced to a heap of rubble by the wrecking ball is 007, who will now be played by a black woman.

This is not parody from the Babylon Bee. It is self-parody on the part of liberal social engineers. But even as we laugh at them, they get the satisfaction of knowing that the damage is done:

Since Daniel Craig announced he was standing down as James Bond, debate has raged whether the next 007 should be a woman, or black.

Now The Mail on Sunday can reveal that she will be both – thanks to the intervention of feminist TV writer Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

In what’s been called a ‘popcorn-dropping moment’, British star Lashana Lynch, will be given Bond’s licence to kill in the 25th movie in the franchise, currently being shot in Italy and the UK.

You can see why moonbats would hate 007, a suave womanizing remnant of a more heroic Britain who defeats the enemies of the West. As with a counterrevolutionary in a country that has succumbed to communism, it is not enough just to kill him. He has to be humiliated first. The Woman of Color 007 is the equivalent of forcing James Bond to confess to outrageous crimes against The People before he is taken out and shot.

In the movie, James Bond doesn’t actually have his sex and race changed. He is retired, and a conspicuously incongruous Woman of Color takes over as 007. Then Bond is called out of retirement and finds his politically correct replacement sexually irresistible but is rebuffed. Liberals will love it.

Ian Fleming was a countermoonbat. That is all the more reason to reduce the iconic character he created to farce in the name of moonbattery.

Stand by for the transsexual 007, which will follow if the Woman of Color 007 doesn’t kill off the franchise completely.

On a tip from Dean D.

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