Congress Works Three Days a Week

Someone said that Congress works only three days a week and that, perhaps, they should work more to earn the large amount of money they make. I raise the question that if they work more than three days a week, where in the world would these hard-working statesmen (correct that, politicians) find the requisite time for doing a combination of one or more of the following time-consuming activities?

• Drinking and getting drunk out of their ever-loving minds,
• Fornicating,
• Committing adultery,
• Participating in pedophilia,
• Playing Solitaire on their laptops and viewing pornography,
• Planning their conniving lying, cheating, and stealing activities,
• Planning and implementing their vast left-wing conspiracies and manufactured crises,
• Taking their boondoggle junkets and jet-setting around the world doing “research,”
• Taking personal time off,
• Participating in perversion,
• Playing golf,
• Going to McDonalds to eat decadent hamburgers,
• Campaigning, and
• Taking vacations.

In fact, they should have their workweek reduced to two days a week or maybe even one day a week. The less time they have available for preparing those stupid bills (which they don’t read because they are so busy) and the less time they meet in session, the fewer legislation they will pass—and that would be a good thing for the country. They would do less damage to our nation if they just did nothing. I am not joking. I am serious about all of this!

We should cut the total numbers of bodies in Congress by one-half (50 senators, 217 representatives, and 1 vice-president totaling 268 clowns, which is better than 536 bozos). Then, we would save a lot of money that we normally waste on their salaries and perquisites (perks). Furthermore, there will be fewer criminals in Congress screwing “We the People.” Does that make sense? Of course, it does!