New York Times Calls Out Venezuela False Flag Incident – Two Weeks After Yours Truly

Does anybody in the comments section know if the Judenpresse is obligated to pay shekels for stealing a scoop on a specific event?

Because if so, I might be able to supplement my income by taking theirs – before Chairman Yang comes along to seize their bank accounts to pay my family our $1000 monthly stipends.

New York Times:

The narrative seemed to fit Venezuela’s authoritarian rule: Security forces, on the order of President Nicolás Maduro, had torched a convoy of humanitarian aid as millions in his country were suffering from illness and hunger.

Vice President Mike Pence wrote that “the tyrant in Caracas danced” as his henchmen “burned food & medicine.” The State Department released a video saying Mr. Maduro had ordered the trucks burned. And Venezuela’s opposition held up the images of the burning aid, reproduced on dozens of news sites and television screens throughout Latin America, as evidence of Mr. Maduro’s cruelty.

But there is a problem: The opposition itself, not Mr. Maduro’s men, appears to have set the cargo alight accidentally.

Mike Pence is a bumbling Zionist fool that would probably have difficulty pinpointing Venezuela on a map.

His worldview is one that should be confined to a mental institution – not the highest echelons of power.

Unpublished footage obtained by The New York Times and previously released tapes — including footage released by the Colombian government, which has blamed Mr. Maduro for the fire — allowed for a reconstruction of the incident. It suggests that a Molotov cocktail thrown by an antigovernment protester was the most likely trigger for the blaze.

At one point, a homemade bomb made from a bottle is hurled toward the police, who were blocking a bridge connecting Colombia and Venezuela to prevent the aid trucks from getting through.

But the rag used to light the Molotov cocktail separates from the bottle, flying toward the aid truck instead.

I love it when the mainstream media confirms my analysis of events as accurate – it must make their fact-checkers literally come close to stroking out when they realize that a “nasty and vile” White Supremacist Nazi budding Holocauster understands geopolitics better than 99.73% of the population.

But in reality it’s not all that difficult to understand, and you can essentially skip the 4-6 years of college and $100,000 in student loans with one basic mantra:

When modern America is involved, expect the worst, and just imagine what a Jew would want to do.