Chairman Yang Will Free Us From The AOC Media Phenomenon

I’m one of those who believes that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is something more than a manufactured one-off creature.

Sure, you do have those aging Conservative weirdos who obsess over her daily routines and Twitter posts (likely due to a creepy sexual attraction), but in truth, she’s something of a product of our time.

On one hand you’ve got tens of millions of Millennials and Zoomers who have no hope, no future, and few beginning opportunities, but at the same time see their Boomer relatives taking out reverse mortgages, buying 3 MPG monster vans, purchasing gold at 5 times spot value, and taking $20,000 boat cruises through the Caribbean.

Their job prospects look abysmal, their hopes of having children are squashed due to the guaranteed six figure hospital bill per child, and their dreams are put to sleep early thanks to student loan debt just as high as the above said medical expenses.

The youth tried the Obama route of Hope and Change, but instead got bank bailouts, more lost jobs, higher college debt, a few more foreign interventions, and a deranged insurance deal that turned Turd Hill into Turd Mountain.

So they tried the MAGA path in 2016, and got rewarded with a rekindling of the almost-extinguished Christian Zionism flame, tax cuts for Jeff Bezos, and a resurrection of the insane and utterly-discredited Capitalism of the Reagan Era.

So along comes AOC and her platform – almost as insane (or more so) than Drumpf’s GOP agenda, but understandable considering its originality.

The rage of this country’s younger half is something not to be taken lightly, but maybe there’s another way – a Third Position that transcends the outmoded political Left-Right dynamic of American politics.

A way to halt the nonsense of “White Privilege,” the Green New Deal, and redistribution of wealth from all Whites onto the Swarthy Folk.

Let’s gut the vaults of Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, AND Donald Trump, Elizabeth Warren, and the Koch Brothers in order to secure a nice fat $1000 monthly bag on top of health insurance already guaranteed to the Coloreds and the rich.

And while we’re at it, let’s stop the corruption of the student loan industry and guarantee a proper education for our budding best and brightest while allowing them to avoid interest slavery for the next 50 years.

It’s a brilliant strategy, and my gut tells me that by the summer of 2021, you’ll see the end of extreme Leftist agitation, as well as a final neutering of the GOP and their dread tales of “Socialism” that were last used when the oldest Millennials were still in diapers.