MIGA: President Trump Addresses Republican Jewish Coalition

SPOILER: Jewish donors like Sheldon Adelson gave the RNC a bunch of money.

This is why it was necessary to recognize Israel’s control over the Golan Heights, give them $38 billion dollars in foreign aid, give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Adelson’s wife, declare “fighting anti-Semitism” a US national security interest, condemn “anti-Semitism” like 20 times so far this year alone, tear up the Iran nuclear deal, cut off aid to the Palestinians, push the anti-BDS bill through the Senate, turn a blind eye to Israel declaring itself a Jewish ethnostate, condemn Rep. Ilhan Omar for making a fair point about the overwhelming, suffocating influence of AIPAC over our foreign policy, etc.

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We’re so mad about this and fed up with Blompf that we have defected to the Democrats. At least to Andrew Yang until we see who wins the Democratic nomination.

Note: To absolutely no one’s surprise, Netanyahu wants to gobble up the West Bank now and no one can talk about it because of these stupid, obsolete taboos.

The president of MIGA speaks: