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How To Eat More Yoga Mat

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You don’t eat Yoga Mat…. or do you?

There is a chemical ingredient called “AZODICARBONAMIDE”… eaten something like this lately?

As a food additive, azodicarbonamide is not authorised for use in Australia and the European Union, but in the United States, it is acceptable to eat including large  amounts and more corporate profitable companies want the amount of its use to be raised even more. Now you can eat your own Yoga Mats when you are hungry!

The principal use of AZODICARBONAMIDE is in the production of foamed plastics as a blowing agent The thermal decomposition of azodicarbonamide results in the evolution of nitrogen, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and ammonia gases, which are trapped in the polymer as bubbles to form a foamed article.

Anytime you buy ANY BREAD product in the United States, if you see “AZODICARBONAMIDE” within the ingredients, then yes, it is an edible fun healthy flavorful all natural Yoga Mat. Even though you eat “little” by little” of azodicarbonamide, it builds up in your body “little” by “little”….. instead of doing that, just buy a Yoga Mat and just get it over with and eat it instead.

Yoga Mats can be sliced in nice thin strips and you can consume them “little” by “little” any time you get the munchies!


AZODICARBONAMIDE… the healthy chewable fun filled somewhat edible chew toy and food filler.

Support your Big Coprorate Chemical Companies, they want to add more fun flavors and mystery polymers to your evil, vitriol, threatening, intimindation organic grown foods that the ancient evil evil old human creatures from millions, hundreds, tens of thousands of years ago who ate organic foods back then. You must eat more Yoga Mat. Corporation orders you to do so!

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    • Mayhem

      But I love yoga mat especially lathered with pus butter and a 1/4″ thick layer of GMO beef Pâté.

      • Factory Farms FEAR the MooCow

        ah hoo gaa… ah hoooo gah. :shock:

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