Prank: Dad Wakes Up Two-Year-Old Son Dressed as Darth Vader, but the Force Is with Him
Ever been woken up by Darth Vader?
Dad Rob Lopez decided to prank his son, full-on dressing up as Darth Vader, complete with light saber and permission slip signed by his wife acknowledging he was about to wake up their child in “a manner that may potentially cause years of therapy and counseling”.
Well, the poor kid is only two years old, after all.
Turns out, little Sebastian here is a Jedi ready to kick some dark side ass. Have you ever seen a toddler grab a light saber and jump into action this fast?
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Funny, but … Hum … Let’s see … Scaring 2 year olds …
aye, scaring a child is a grave sin, BUT, did he look scared?? THAT is how you wake a WARRIOR CHILD! omw that dad is cool, i will one day be a dad as cool as that, as a student of body language, i see, that lil bro dint get scared at all! He knows his boy, every now and again something rad comes on BIN. and this, is rad. if kid got scared, id curse the dad, but now, i blesesses him, and you too dabu, AND BRO CLUCKER. everyone else can feckoff however
Thanks for the blessing friend. We all knew Darth Vader was a pussy.
ja, wait til they meet “sauron” xD ANYWAY! tats the REAL dabu777 commenting above us, he’s quite cool, and rightly so, hes got a red flag, but they will NEVER get him, he has crows, and like im magenta flagged, which is like “deny existence of, avoid at all costs” which is funny, and why i still aint been deleted from this BIN thing, i try, i try hard man, but itwont let me go. anyway yore here an unca Beef, an that bro Vinny, and uncle Jon hiding in the background makin cryptic hiakus here an there, unca Jon , is busy witht the 7 thunders message, which, tends to cause “wig-outs” cause its so hardcore, so like, we’ll hear from him later agin. o and, i think you dear bro clucko, has done seen the “interference” , they, “they” the “baddies” can do NOTHING to you, your literally “ouside the game” looking in. and its fun hey? Free of the hegalian! free from doubt, sorrow, fear, pain, all that lame stuff people CHOSE to put on themselves,.you know, i found Adonijah and his brudder. they young now, we gonna be long-beards when these lil guys are ripping the gentiles a new one. and. like, you must see my farm-managers children, who train,. not unsimilar to these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_XHTohP30o
POWER CHILDREN. BEWARE THEY MAY BE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=Stroe+Brothers+
HMMM. hmm i say , stuff for me an dabs an clucko, hmmm.
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=who+is+dabu777
MWHAHAAA! you an i will get on well mr dabu! if you loved golden axe, as i still do, (not the 3d remakes blegh, but the snes ones, WHICH i STILL PLAY) and your TRUSTWORTHY! so is Sitrep! but like DUUUURH gematria “telling you stuff you already knew”
WHOA!!! WHOOOOAAAAA!@
http://www.myredeemerlives.com/namesofgod/yhwh-mkaddesh.html
HAIL TO YOU MKADDESH.
YOU, ARE SET APART.
HAIL HAIL HAIL, i have a letter for you Mekeddeshem (dabu777)
BD 4970 20.09.1950
Embodied beings of light ….
Lack of past memory ….
Forerunner ….
Those who want to be of service to Me ought to know the following: the spiritual state of people who live in the last days requires special help by the beings of light which work on My instructions in the spiritual realm as well as on earth, where a large number of them are embodied as human beings in order to fulfil a redeeming mission. How the beings of light work and help them is clearly evident to people who accept the spiritual information given to them, because they know that people’s spiritual hardship can only be remedied through the gift of My Word from above. In view of the wide-ranging spiritual decline it would be completely impossible for My Word to gain acceptance amongst humanity, because it would neither establish the connection with the spiritual world, nor would it want to or be able to accept proclamations from this world. Therefore the world of light has to take mediating actions, the beings of light must look for suitable vessels on earth into which they can pour the emanations of My spirit and thus …. where necessary …. beings of light descend to earth as human beings in order to become a link between people and the spiritual world …. in order to be mediators between Myself and people. Hence a large number of beings of light are embodied during the last days before the end, in which you humans live at present, in order to help you, given that you are deluded and ignorant, live a wrong way of life and are therefore in serious trouble.
You yourselves are unaware of the low spiritual level and its consequences, and if the knowledge is given to you, you won’t believe it. Yet the world of light shelters inhabitants who look upon the activities in the darkness on earth with horror and want to rush to your aid in order to still help those who don’t offer resistance and entrust themselves to their guidance. However, they are nevertheless human beings who thus want to help and inform you. This is why you don’t recognise them, just as they don’t recognise themselves as beings from above even though they, as human beings, sincerely strive to ascend …. They are human beings like yourselves and yet their will is directed towards Me, who cannot be harmed by My adversary anymore because they have already become My Own before they came to earth for the sake of the needy human race. They want to bring you the light they constantly receive from Me and which simultaneously is the strength to ascend. Yet neither are they aware of the fact that they voluntarily came to earth, for their efforts to ascend have to be clearly observable by their fellow human beings in order to encourage them to do the same. Were a being of light recognisable as such to people it would not be able to serve them as an example, for then people who are afflicted by all weaknesses and flaws would feel incapable of ever attaining this example. Only very special, elevated spiritual beings know of their mission and origin and also inform people of it, although they will find no credence.
But such elevated beings of light will be recognisable to anyone who wants to recognise them, for their mission always involves public and not private activity, for then not just individual people but all people shall be informed of supernatural activity, of the strength and might and glory of the One, Who is Lord over life and death and the whole of creation, Who does not want His living creations to descend into darkness and therefore sends an exceedingly bright radiating light from above …. And one such light will bear witness to Me and become a talking point. And once it shines you will know that the end is not far away, that humanity has been granted just a short reprieve, for if he is not listened to and his warning call remains unsuccessful then nothing can save the unspiritual world anymore …. then the end will have come without fail as it is proclaimed in Word and Scripture ….
Ahmein
Bless you brother Dabu, you are not in my dept, you are in the service of the Paraclete, the Witness of Compassion, and Long-suffering , a servant of the Wisdom, and as such, i am thy servant, hail unto you, may all obstacles before you crumble, and may our Fathers blessings inundate you. The fact that you know its crime punishable by DEATH to scare lil children, betrayed you.
That’s pretty cute! Sebastian is a very lucky little dude to have a father that would go through the effort to play with him. Many of the families I see; the parents have their noses buried in their smart phones.
Darth Vader subdued with a children’s book. Figures.
YOU are like a zillion times scariers than darf man,,, YOU your in the dept. im in, the OPPOSITE OF COMPASSION, dept. mwhahaa, @2 Witnesses, carrot an stick. 2 Depts, dept o lovin, an dept o crushin.
NOw a metaphor, if the jews,are teh hobbits, and the gays an transevests, are the elves, and the normals are like the world of men, THEN,. THEN BRO CLUCKER<<< WHO ARE WEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3zjhkUaSJ0
hehe, right IN THEIR FACES, like every hour, 1000s o chumps read our storys, soon hobbits an wabbits, soon,
“Black knights of Sauron
You’re made of iron
Black shadows of Mordor
Wield one-eyed shields”
So why is Jon hiding like a girly-pants? Tell him to come out and be himself.
Nevermind. I know he’s reading.
Check your bird mail, Brother.
AWE~ i will! i red thru the wiki, and its EXACLTY the same !
Legionaries are not organized by rank but by direct combat experience. The most inexperienced of them, recruits (equivalent to pre-Marian Hastati or post-Marian auxiliary skirmishers), wear the simplest of garments and are usually marched in the front line. Survivors of multiple skirmishes can expect to be recognized as prime legionaries and considered for decanus status, or may simply be marched in the middle of the ranks (equivalent to the pre-Marian Principes).
The most experienced of Legionaries, veterans (equivalent to pre-Marian Triarii), make up the rear guard and join battle only if recruits and prime legionaries fail to meet their objectives. This practice is not a matter of rewarding elite soldiers for their service. Instead allowing the Legion to hold the best warriors in reserve, the practice forces an enemy weakened by previous waves to engage the fiercest Legionaries.
cept, ja, War Scroll is cooler.
Yeah. War Scroll is way cooler.
Here is this chump. He’s trying to be the new gay indian in the machine. So sad.
/awakening-start-here/2016/05/theyre-here-the-archon-invasion-7060.html
He will have a very short time here.
O AND! i got pinged to tell YOU brother clucker, that, we gonna roll JUST LIKE caesars legion in fallout new vegas, AWE MY BRA AWE. they dont say “ave” they say AWE! which is like slang here amoung our children for “hello”
AWEEEEEEEE FOKKIN AWEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgkc_-PKRkQ
zactly like this, cept we combinin the best stuff of the roman, spartan, maccabean, cossack, boer, ALL, into one
not unlike this:
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Caesar's_Legion
phalanxes bro, phalanxes.
cept, we not “budget” we like this…
http://dienoupoort.blogspot.co.za/search/label/Die%20Kaptein%20van%20YHWH%20se%20Le%C3%ABr%20|%20The%20Captain%20of%20YHWH’s%20Army
I love the Fallout games. I destroyed Caesar and his Legion. Dust, they be.
BTW I destroyed the NCR too.
Hey Ricardo! Jostler wants to get to know you…
/politics/2016/05/assassination-teams-waiting-to-kill-trump-alex-jones-shares-all-2803154.html#comment_279633
… he’s not sure if you’re a violent nutjob a bible thumper or both.
THANK YOU UNCLE MAYHEM! i woulda missed it!
Jostler knows secrets an stuff, and i dont want to tell heem too much, cause i gotta watch out for the clever ones, lest they say mah real name an banish mah ass from this here website, its a Rumpelstiltskin thing, i hit heem with the obelisk story, i have, already sed too much ,,,, HA! yeash right, id amuse meself in a vacuum with me rants, infact, i have been led to believe thats how Father found me, floating in the ginnugugap, born of the tears of the punished in gehenna, found and trained, now look at me! pushing buttons an stuff, and, like im a NON-violent nutjob now, suspended sentence an all, 2.5 half years till i cans hurt hippys agin, BUT methinks Father will activate me before then, i have known, from 3 years old, im here to burn this place, burn it good, for i shall see,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWzMnGkCDg
and like, i dont think these modern people have ANY concept of “violence”, i mean, aint they read the Book? like that time Yehudah shouted an like ALL the pregnants in egypt MISCARRIED, hmm? or where 2 men kill a whole city on their own? or the stylings of the Maccabeans who like to put chumps in towers an burn them alive,. pah./ “violence” i have not yet even been slightly violent.
I guess folk don’t understand that the names and titles, throughout scripture, carry very specific meanings.
YHWH Sabaoth has reason to be feared.