For Sale: A World Run by Idiots for Idiots, Going Cheap Closing Down Sale Due to Circumstances Beyond Our -Control... Cause We’re Stupid

For sale: a world run by idiots for idiots, going cheap closing down sale due to circumstances beyond our -control… cause we’re stupid.
All bids considered. No bid too large or too small.
Aliens invited to bid.
This sale won’t last long before it all blows up in smoke.
Surrender is not an option ….. but we can cut a deal.
If interested contact the big guy, Biden and his sidekick Zelensky to make a deal.
We’ll sell you Russia cheap and maybe even China if you have enough, including 10% for the big guy, and other kickbacks.
Don’t delay, end of world sale on now. Don’t miss out or soon it will be all gone.

The above is the only way Biden and his stiche are prepared to forestall WWIII.
It’s a novelty, but what the heck we live in a new age.. the age of nukes!
Prepare to buy or die!
I’ll buy the tomatoes!
Are they going cheap?
Can’t afford the whole farm, I’m not the Fed.
Sold!
What about these nucular weapons… used only once?
A steal at 10 billion.

And that was how the alien invasion begun son. They took the nukes and after disarming them jettisoned them into outer space.
That’s why we live in a free world, free of idiots.