Hi! My name is Jack Shlitz. I used to manage a hedge fund. I\'ve been in the financial business for a very long time. My favorite hobbies are long walks on the beach (in the Hampton\'s),spending other peoples money like a drunken sailor, and being the personification of irony. I believe that accountability is the prerogative of kings and that other people are just \"filler\" for a world that I know revolves around me! I love the Clinton\'s because they really know how to avoid justice. My favorite quotes are, \"I simply do not know where the money is, or why the accounts have not been reconciled to date\" AND \"What difference at this point does it make?\"