I am well-read and widely traveled. I am much too old to have ever cared about Facebook or Twitter. For mine advanced age, I am in remarkably good health. That is due to God\'s providence, a life of temperance and rectitude, judicious eating, and much physical activity. The photo on my profile is from 2004, but I look very much like that today. (I belong to the \"if you got it, flaunt it\" school of fashion selection.) My wife is ancient beyond belief, yea, even a generation older than I and is beset by Alzheimer\'s. In the business world, I bill myself as the \"Bringer of the Light\" because I manufacture and market natural wax candles. I am also seeking the light of truth and knowledge. In this I am hampered by vast quantities of bovine scatology that seek to confuse me.