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The Pirate's Cove
About Me Well, as you can guess, my name is not William Teach. If you really want to know my real name, it's Porter Good. Quick facts. I live in Raleigh, NC. My B-day is July 10th, 1067. I actually remember the Global Climate Optimum. I'm a huge science fiction fan, and will read books till my eyes bleed. You're welcome for that visual. Dodgers, NJ Devils, NY Giants, East Carolina U. Could care less about basketball. Tequilla and a good microbrew. Did someone say seafood? How about chocolate and pasta! Best movie ever: Star Wars. Period. Surfing, biking, fishing, golfing, roller blading. Me? I work in the communications industry managing retail stores. Not bad, since the store I currently run would be about a $1.8 million business. And, if you really want to see me, you can go here and see a newer picture (though a bad one), or see this photo, which is about 10 years old. Not much has changed, maybe a little heavier nowadays. Not much, though. I am usually the one taking the photos, and have very few of myself, other then in a group setting.
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