US Braces for More Military Attacks from Canada, Latin America & Tonga

America’s massive military might again successfully brought to bear against the persistent would be invaders

With the recent massive military attacks on Boston, Philadelphia and New York City by Canadian forces, followed within a day by similar attacks against Los Angeles, Houston and Miami by a coalition of Latin American forces, America’s massive military might was again successfully brought to bear against the persistent would be invaders. Their cunning attempts to overthrow the US go back to early last century and for which they’ve been clandestinely preparing sophisticated weaponry for even longer.

With war lust at an all time high in Brazil, millions of demonstrators openly prepared to invade the southern border of the US. Feeling that resistance is useless, some American politicians have thrown their lot in with the invading forces, using the Pavlovian appeal of religious buzzwords such as “made in the image of the Lord” to justify their position. Other, equally fervent true believers and right-to-life proponents use the same scriptures to call for Hitleresque extermination of those whose image they are certain wasn’t fashioned after – or by – The-Guy-in-the-Sky.

Selfless Patriots to the Rescue

While most of the people who fight to protect national sovereignty and repel the invading hordes are mainly aligned with the right wing, there are also selfless patriots on the left who proudly stand up to protect the rights of lawful citizens and workers, regardless of the cost to them and their own interests.

Fortunately, the US has the biggest military force in the world to deal not only with attacks from North and South America but to repel the persistent attempts by countries like Portugal, Spain, Finland, Iceland, Tonga, Mali, Nepal, New Zealand and Australia, etc., to invade our eastern and western shores. And with spying measures now firmly in place, and accessing information 24/7 through all digital and online means and devices, not only can the invaders who slipped through be identified and apprehended…but so can any wrong thinking legal citizens as well.

Having convinced virtually every man, woman and child of the indispensability of cell phones, monitoring has been made effortless and ultimate compliance with what’s officially deemed best is effectively assured.

Rebellion in the Ranks

Sweetening the deal of course is the prospect of eternal life granted by technology*, which may be more dependable than that offered by the Supreme Being, whose track record of delivering on promises has been shown to be quite sub par**.

While there is some palpable political discontent present among the American electorate that feels we haven’t done enough yet to destroy other countries, cultures***, etc., a small but vocal religious minority has now started the GGSWTW (Get God to Stop the Wrong Teams from Winning) movement. Perceiving that one of the casualties of God’s questionable performance in answering prayers is that 50% of the time the wrong team wins – despite industrial strength praying – GGSWTW is busy looking for effective means of lobbying to correct the Divine oversight and indifference. Should such efforts fail, military action against the wrong winners hasn’t been ruled out in this great country of ours.

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**Disaster Strikes as Prayers to God Are Forbidden!

***The Henoch Prophecies

US Braces for More Military Attacks from Canada, Latin America & Tonga originally appeared on They Fly Blog on March 14, 2016.