Alexandria Ocasio-Cotez Explains Why Farting Cows Must Go.

I love her.

Why can’t we wave the requirement and allow anyone under 35 to run for President? Can you imagine an A.O.C./ Bernie Claus ticket for POTUS?

I can and it would be A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!

Fresh off her gloating tour of sinking Amazon from building a second headquarters and bringing a lot of jobs to her home state of New York, our heroine Alexandria Ocasio-Cotez is explaining….banning cows.

From the New York Post…

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent plenty of air time explaining “farting cows,” as she defended her so-called Green New Deal on the premiere of Showtime’s “Desus & Mero ”

According to an initial outline of the measure, the freshman Democrat and Sen. Edward Markey (D-Mass.) said they “set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”

The language was later changed to “emissions from cows.”

Farting cows or emissions from cows. Who cares, it is funny as hell.

I want her to explain the difference between net zero from zero emissions to Coca Cola Zero. I could watch that all day and not ever get bored. Maybe C-Span could do a whole Booknotes thing on A.O.C. talking about the last decade on Earth and all the zeros that will produce.

The Green New Deal is just rehashed crap from 100 years of things that people like Bernie Sanders have been talking about for 100 years. Trust Bernie, he has been there for most of those decades. The progressives/commies/socialists have always been against factories or cars or planes unless they OWN them. Then, that is just fine and dandy.

The difference here with this boondoggle is that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now advocating for getting rid of cows. This, of course, is a nod to the nut jobs in P.E.T.A. who want us to eat just plants or soylent green, which as we all know is people.

Gross.

I don’t know if they put this plan together while taking a break from filming a dance video or apt shopping in D.C. but it is never going to fly and the world is not ending in 10 or 11 or 12 years if we don’t do any of the things that are proposed in this plan. This is the 3rd or 4th iteration of the word is going to be destroyed if we don’t do X since the 70’s and we are still here and cleaner than ever.

I just have to wonder what in the hell Sen Markey from the dilapidated state of Massachusetts was doing while this was being put together. Was he staring at A.O.C. thinking ” I wonder what Ted Kennedy would do if he were here right now?”

How could he put his name to this boondoggle?

I’m glad though that our Progressive Princess decided to go on a comedy show and discuss this. I recall reading somewhere that conservatives should stop picking and making fun of the lefty from New York. I think that suggestion is daft.

Get her on as many programs as possible and let comedians do what they do. Even ones that might agree with her politically aren’t going to pass up poking fun at her whacked out ideas. Just as I pointed out in an earlier piece here at Red State Daily Show’s Trevor Noah Pounds Jussie Smollett Into The Ground. when the comics get a hold of you and your actions, you’re toast.

So please encourage Alexandria Ocasio-Cotez to continue on her trek to make America something like Venezuela. This will eventually blow up in her face and thankfully she will be able to get on a plane to visit cows in the midwest.

I just love her.

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