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Knock Knock By HOBOPOTHEAD

Saturday, March 17, 2012 17:50
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Knock Knock
 
I open door and see a 20 something young man with handful of paper
 
Young Man: Good afternoon, Sir, have you decided who to support in the upcoming Democratic congressional primary?
 
Me: Uh, well actually I vote for Libertarians or cartoon characters
 
YM: Hands me pamplet for aspiring politician. 
 
YM: OK, sir, could you please tell me what you think is the greatest problem facing America today
 
I look around and see if anyone else is nearby and say, “ya really wanna know?”
 
YM: Yes sir
 
Me: I think 911 was an inside job
 
YM: Heck, everybody knows that, sir.
 
Me: Then why are you working for an establishment politician?
 
YM: Because I’m getting paid for it. Me and my girlfriend are both doing it.
 
Me: Young man, I’m an old guy and I feel really sorry for this piece of crap we’re handing over to you young people.
 
YM: That’s OK, sir, have a good day
 
Me: You too young man.
 
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