Dragon Speak Translation of Serene Branson

Los Angeles reporter Serene Branson caught the local audience off guard when she had what appeared to first be a stroke on the air.  Serene Branson was OK, and her physician later excused her awkward speech behavior by a “Migraine Aura” .

The earth’s magnetic field is also known to upset human thought patterns.  In fact when soviet astronauts first left the earth’s atmosphere, they became similarly dazed and confused.  NASA soon realized that astronauts would have to wear a Merkabic device on their space suits to generate a false magnetic field so that their brains could function outside of the Earth’s magnetic field.  Did Serene Branson possibly suffer similar disturbances possibly caused by the M and X class solar flares and a disturbed magnetic field that occurred this day?

Coup Media also decided to try to use modern day technology to attempt to translate the odd communication that Mrs. Branson so eloquently spoke. We decided to record her “episode” using Dragon Speak iphone app, and here is what Dragon Speak thinks she said:

“Well a very very happy I had to get her tasting tonight we had a very very hairy garrison,  but let’s doesn’t characters in the student had to pick”

A Garrison is A collective body of troops stationed in a particular location originally to guard it or use it as a home base, perhaps used as a… Read More