Epic Beard Man, meet your soulmate! This sassy, tough-talking Philly grandma on a SEPTA bus is hard and probably going to be the Internet’s new hero by the end of the day. Such a goldmine of quotes: “You ain’t got no boyfriend, b*tch,” “Does your boyfriend wipe it for you?,” “You can’t think for your freakin’ self, jacka*s.” All this better be a meme by sundown. Of course, we have no idea who’s in the wrong here. Headpones, people: This AARP member can drop F-bombs like a longshoreman.www.brobible.com